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[the-mpc.livejournal.com]

FOOLISH MALE USERS. FORNICATING WITH OTHER MALE USERS DOES NOT RESULT IN OFFSPRING. STOP DOING POINTLESS ACTS AND SUBMIT TO THE MASTER CONTROL PROGRAM. ANY USER FAILING TO DO SO WILL BE TERMINATED.

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[island-hero.livejournal.com]

[hey look it's a straight guy!]

...wha?

[the-mpc.livejournal.com]

STOP ATTEMPTING TO BREED WITH RIKU OR BE TERMINATED, USER.

[island-hero.livejournal.com]

[goes red.]

I haven't attempted to breed with anyone!

[the-mpc.livejournal.com]

DO NOT LIE TO ME, USER.

[island-hero.livejournal.com]

I'm not lying!

[the-mpc.livejournal.com]

[zap! enjoy the light cycles!]

[island-hero.livejournal.com]

[aw crap.]

[the-mpc.livejournal.com]

[cry moar, user.]

[island-hero.livejournal.com]

[nnnnn. brb kicking ass at light cycles.]

[the-mpc.livejournal.com]

[you might find sum shock images from 4chan over there.]

[island-hero.livejournal.com]

[aaaaaaaaaaaagh.]

[the-mpc.livejournal.com]

[10 points to the MCP?]

[island-hero.livejournal.com]

[not cool man. :c]

[the-mpc.livejournal.com]

ENJOYING YOURSELF, USER?

[island-hero.livejournal.com]

Not particularly!

[the-mpc.livejournal.com]

THEN FOLLOW MY ORDERS.

[island-hero.livejournal.com]

What orders?!

[the-mpc.livejournal.com]

STOP FORNICATING WITH RIKU AND SUBMIT TO THE MASTER CONTROL PROGRAM.

[island-hero.livejournal.com]

[sdfjksdhjg.]

I've never had sex!

[the-mpc.livejournal.com]

WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT LYING, USER?

[island-hero.livejournal.com]

I'm not lying!

[the-mpc.livejournal.com]

WOULD YOU LIKE A RED OR A BLUE LASER TO TERMINATE YOU?

[charges its lazers]

[island-hero.livejournal.com]

[sdfjskg.]

Neither! I'm telling the truth!

[the-mpc.livejournal.com]

[you better dodge that laser beam, kid.]

[island-hero.livejournal.com]

[aaaaa why did they get rid of dodge roll in KH2. dodging.]

[roxasreplica.livejournal.com]

Why are you screaming?

[the-mpc.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT SCREAMING, USER.

[roxasreplica.livejournal.com]

If you say so... What's "fornicate"?

[the-mpc.livejournal.com]

TO REPRODUCE.

[charges lazers.]

[roxasreplica.livejournal.com]

[fff no lasers thank you.]

Don't terminate me! I haven't done anything wrong!

[the-mpc.livejournal.com]

THEN OBEY, USER.

[you better avoid that laser beam now.]

[roxasreplica.livejournal.com]

!!!

[improvised dodge roll!]

You haven't given me any orders!

[the-mpc.livejournal.com]

YOU WILL BE TERMINATED FOR FAILING TO LISTEN.

[roxasreplica.livejournal.com]

[so darting down the hallway now. D:]

[the-mpc.livejournal.com]

[congrats, you're outside of its perception field.]

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

[walking by with her newborn because she couldn't find a babysitter. D: ]

Offspring are overrated.

[the-mpc.livejournal.com]

TERMINATE IT.

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

Can't.

[Not that she wouldn't like to after the last couple nights.]

[the-mpc.livejournal.com]

A LASER SHOULD FIX IT.

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

Her father still wants her. What the hell are you, anyway?

[poor Akane's threatening to cry. Scary MCP is scary ;.;]

[the-mpc.livejournal.com]

I AM THE MASTER CONTROL PROGRAM, USER.

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

Bit out of your element here, aren't you?

[starts to walk away, trying to soothe her daughter.]