enter, stage left.

[conceitedingly.livejournal.com]

[ A female Marluxia portals into the DR. If anyone had an eye to notice such things, her abdomen is...just a little plump: she's three months pregnant and currently has no clue about her condition. Oh, by the way? She looks all too unfazed for a Nobody who's just landed somewhere other than her desired destination. She -- or actually, he -- has been through so much the past few weeks that he'll blink his pretty little eyes at nothing. Or so he thinks, anyway. ]

Well, then. Either I've blinked and the world has undergone yet another transformation, or someone possessing a high degree of aptitude for the arts and too much free time has done us all a favor by creating a new shelter. The second option is begging to be the truth, really. Would anyone like to own up to it? Let's not be humble, now.

[ ooc; Infos. ]

Comments

[femmyx.livejournal.com]

--- You're talking to the wrong Demyx.

[conceitedingly.livejournal.com]

Hm. I'll humor you. Please, point me in the direction of the correct Demyx.

[femmyx.livejournal.com]

There's like at least ten Demyxes in this place.

[conceitedingly.livejournal.com]

Are there, now?

[femmyx.livejournal.com]

There's a couple hundred keyblade wielders around too.

[conceitedingly.livejournal.com]

My, such an interesting tale you're weaving here. Do continue; I've been suffering from an extreme lack of entertainment as of late.

[femmyx.livejournal.com]

This place is called the Dressing Room and it randomly picks up people from their worlds, including versions of us from alternate universes.

Who knocked you up, by the way? Larxene?

[conceitedingly.livejournal.com]

Pardon? Knocked me up?

[ This wins you a frown. ]

[femmyx.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Who's the father?

[conceitedingly.livejournal.com]

The father of what --

[ She bows her head down in order to inspect her belly. She's only been female for less than a day: the slightly larger gut, Marluxia assumed, was consequence of her transformation from male to female. The average female, after all, did carry more body fat than the average male. ]

[femmyx.livejournal.com]

Are you going to keep it?

[conceitedingly.livejournal.com]

[ A dry laugh. ]

I'm not pregnant, I assure you.

[ Well, at least, this is what she wants to believe. ]

[femmyx.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? On the other hands, nobodies are unable to have children. At least the ones from my universe~

[conceitedingly.livejournal.com]

[ His universe. That's right. Here she is no longer the only Marluxia .. hm, how upsetting. ]

Under normal circumstances, our set of Nobodies are incapable of bearing a child. Or having sex, for that matter.

[femmyx.livejournal.com]

[suddenly remembers something!]

--- Oh right, I heard there's a pregnant Larxene here.

[conceitedingly.livejournal.com]

. . .




.. How quaint. I wonder who it was she managed to rope into bed with her.

[femmyx.livejournal.com]

I heard it was an Axel, but I don't know if it's true.

[conceitedingly.livejournal.com]

Ah, of course it would be an Axel.

[femmyx.livejournal.com]

I doubt Larxene would make a good mom, though. I'm positive her species eat their offspring.

[conceitedingly.livejournal.com]

I'd think that would be a good thing. I can't imagine any product of Axel and Larxene turning out well.

[femmyx.livejournal.com]

Makes me wonder two things... would it be able to use electricity, fire or both? Would it even have a heart?

[conceitedingly.livejournal.com]

Like it matters to me.

[femmyx.livejournal.com]

Right. What were you doing before you came here?

[conceitedingly.livejournal.com]

Just how would that information be relevant to the situation at hand?

[femmyx.livejournal.com]

Geesh, I'm just making small talk. You don't look like you came straight out of Castle Oblivion.