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kingdomdressing2009-01-31 05:24 pm
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[Sora has found himself a toy griddle, and is seated on the floor with a toy spatula and a small stack of plastic pancakes. he's trying, with limited success, to flip the pancake off the griddle and onto a plate some three or four feet behind him.]
[beware of flying plastic pancakes! there's also two messily wrapped packages sitting in the corner of the room.]
[beware of flying plastic pancakes! there's also two messily wrapped packages sitting in the corner of the room.]
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I didn't know it was a holiday!
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It doesn't gotta be a holiday for me to give you a present!
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No, it doesn't. But why did you want to give me something in the first place?
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'Cause! It's important.
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Eh? How did you get a hold of this, Sorabug?
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[watch him struggle to attach it to Ri's wrist -- he's not that good with latches yet.]
'Cause, 'cause I'm still too little to p'tect you, so I got the next best thing!
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You mean you chose this especially for me?
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[success! he pats Ri's wrist, proud of himself for getting it on.]
I got one for Mister big Pirate Sora, too! So when you gotta p'tect people, you won't blow up so bad.
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I really like it, Sorabug. Thank you.
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You're welcome! Now, if you blow up again, you gotta wear pillows, okay? And you gotta eat broccoli as your um .. your punishment!
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But I hate broccoli!
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[puts on a solemn face.]
I'll let it slide this time, Mister Ri guy. But me an' Mister big Pirate Sora are making you a big bowl of broccoli if you ever blow up again.
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I'll do my best to not blow up again. I'm sure your present will help me.
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[stands up a little to return the kiss, right on Ri's forehead.]
'Cause I love you, an' I don't want you to blow up no more.
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I care about you, too, Sorabug.
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Hey, Mister Ri guy?
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... do you want us to be, Sorabug?
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Well .. Yeah, I mean, you guys make sure I don't blow up, an' you feed me!
An' you tell me bedtime stories an' give me pirate bandaids when I fall down, an' ...
[rests his head against Ri's chest; he's going to be listing patriarchal duties for a little while.]
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Well, we would be very happy to be your daddies, Sorabug. We already think you're like our son.
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What do you mean? You can keep calling me Ri. That's my name.
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So I don't call you Daddy?
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Sora wants to know if he can have permission to learn how to use dynamite
WHAT NO
he promises to be really really careful!
N-O. NO
not even a teeny little stick of dynamite? Sora is totally willing to do sad puppy eyes
Ri is willing to give out spankings too :/
D: Sora drops the argument for the safety of his toosh!
Ri knew 'bug would see it his way
ffff 'bug doesn't need to blow himself up in addition to the other trouble i plan to have him get in
D: what trouble
not pretty trouble. i'd been holding on to the idea for a while, but have been waiting to use it
DDDDDDD:
<_> don't worry it'll be fixable!
D<
DDD: !
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