ffubmit!

[teefofdarkneff.livejournal.com]

One who knowf noffing can underftand noffing. Ffis alfo applief to all ffefe clonef.

(ooc: ...uh. forgive me if I fail at the lisp. :|)

Comments

[notjustwaiting.livejournal.com]

[...just stares]

[teefofdarkneff.livejournal.com]

Your teef are too ffmall, prinfeff.

[notjustwaiting.livejournal.com]

[kjdflksdfj so brain broken]

...oh.

[teefofdarkneff.livejournal.com]

You need bigger and beffer teef, prinfeff. Maybe the darkneff can fiff ffofe for you.

[notjustwaiting.livejournal.com]

...no thanks. I'm. fine with my teeth the way they are.

[fsdfsdfsd]

[teefofdarkneff.livejournal.com]

How can you be fine wiff ffofe?

[notjustwaiting.livejournal.com]

Because I can actually talk normally?

[teefofdarkneff.livejournal.com]

I am ffe one wiff normal fpeech here, prinfeff.

[notjustwaiting.livejournal.com]

[s-so close to laughing fffff]

Really?

[teefofdarkneff.livejournal.com]

You have fevere dental problemf, prinfeff.

[zombie-arts.livejournal.com]

Holy crap your teeth are huge.

[teefofdarkneff.livejournal.com]

For the luff of darkneff, my teef are perfectly normal. Unlike yours, you inffolent brat.

[zombie-arts.livejournal.com]

[bursts out laughing.]

[teefofdarkneff.livejournal.com]

...

...Fftop lauffing.

[zombie-arts.livejournal.com]

You sound ridiculous!

[teefofdarkneff.livejournal.com]

Fforry, but I ffpeak pferfectly normal and you are ffe one ffounding ridiculouf.

[zombie-arts.livejournal.com]

Why because I can actually say words?

[teefofdarkneff.livejournal.com]

Not my fault if ffe foolifh denifens of light are unable to deshiffer underftandable Engliff.

[zombie-arts.livejournal.com]

..."Engliff".

[cracks up again.]

[teefofdarkneff.livejournal.com]

Fftop lauffing and ffubmit to ffe darkneff.

[zombie-arts.livejournal.com]

[giggling.]

You're like, the most horrible villain I've ever seen.

[teefofdarkneff.livejournal.com]

You ffhould learn to refpect your elderf, foolifh fhild.

[zombie-arts.livejournal.com]

Maybe if I could take you seriously for five minutes!

[teefofdarkneff.livejournal.com]

You ffeem to have a deaff wifh.

[zombie-arts.livejournal.com]

You ffeem to have a liffp.

[teefofdarkneff.livejournal.com]

My teef and fpeech are ftill perfectly normal and you are too narrow-minded to apprefiate it.

[zombie-arts.livejournal.com]

You're in the minority regarding your teeth. Seriously, look around.

[teefofdarkneff.livejournal.com]

[does so.]

Ffey mufft be from a univerfe wiff fevere dental problemfs.

[zombie-arts.livejournal.com]

Um, no. You're just from a world that's completely crazy.

[teefofdarkneff.livejournal.com]

To you, perhapf. Your univerfe if ffe "completely crafy" one to me.

[zombie-arts.livejournal.com]

Except that like, everyone else's universes are the same as mine, as far as teeth go.

...............I LUFF U

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

Finally, ffomeone wiff a proper ffiffed ffet of teef.

I luff you too. /repost

[teefofdarkneff.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Ffe majority of ffe refidentf of ffif realm appearf to have dental problemf. You mufft be Feffiroff, I affume?

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

And yet ffey inffift ffat we are ffe oneff wiff a problem. Ignorant rabble.

Yeff, I am Feffiroff. Would you be Anffem ffen?

[teefofdarkneff.livejournal.com]

Yeff. Anffem, ffe ffeeker of darkneff.

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

Alwayff a pleaffure making ffe acquaintanffe of anoffer darkneff follower. I'd affiffe fftaying away from your dentally-impaired cloneff, iff ffey are anyffing like mine ffey will attack on ffight.

[teefofdarkneff.livejournal.com]

Tfhk. It iff a fhame ffat our clonef are unable to tolerate our dental differenfef when we could cooperate inftead.

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

Truely. Ffo much could be achieffed. It iff a waffte.

[teefofdarkneff.livejournal.com]

Ftill, I'm fertain we won't be needing ffose infolent clonef fince we boff are intelligent beingf. This world will become completely eclipfed in darkneff.

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

But off courffe. I mufft ffay, it will feel good to ffpread ffome proper darkneff again.

[roxasreplica.livejournal.com]

...what did you say?