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[rolls up a cigarette-]

Man, I'd have to be high as a kite to pull off half the shit you kids do.

[because someone has to comment on recent events.]

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Once you're here long enough, it all seems kind of... well, normal.

[he comes hobbling along, a cane in his right hand.]

Maaaybe it shows how weird you are.

[deep thoughts, those.]

[his grip tightens around the handle of his came just slightly.]

W-what? Why am I weird?

[waves his cigarette around. he'll get around to lighting it at some point.]

'cause if that's "normal", then something weird would have to be ... really freaky.

[follows it idly with his eyes.]

Maleficent shows up every month or two, and something always goes wrong when she's around, so it's kind of hard not to expect something 'weird'.

Sounds like some twitchy dominatrix.

[obviously isn't in the know.]

Tell me about it.

[and she says this with a slight sigh]

And you'd know?

This place does get ridiculous, I've noticed.

Nah, the other part.

[why encourage good habits when the bad ones are so much fun?]

I'm in college, should you even be asking that sort of question?

[that gets a slight smile out of her]

Who're you, dressing room police?

What I mean, is I obviously have done things like that.

So why aren't you all freaking out and sayin' you're not Roxas?

Because I am Roxas. I wasn't hit with whatever the hell is going on around here.

This joint's fucked up.

[time for that cigarette. now which pocket was his lighter in last ...]

Yeah.. yeah it is. And it's filled with a lot of fucked up people.

[huffy much? Oh well]

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