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[neverweak.livejournal.com]

I need a cigarette.

[ so says the obviously female Riku sporting rather tight jeans and a shirt -- loose clothing just isn't comfortable to her, nor is it practical for working in the stables. girl or not, she plans on going about her business as usual. ]

[ she's opted for coffee instead of the cigarette, at least, glaring into a steaming mug. ]

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[seasides]

She'd kill you if you had one.

[Kaixene is playing with portals now that he's figured out how to use them, and just happened to pop in.]

[neverweak.livejournal.com]

[ Kaixene is met with a blank stare. Riku hasn't quite figured out he's actually switched bodies -- he just happens to be a girl this morning. ]

[seasides]

[there's a flicker of amusement across his face.]

You haven't figured it out? That's not your body.

[neverweak.livejournal.com]

'Course it ain't.

[ puffs out her chest a little. see, boobs! ]

m'usually a boy.

[seasides]

Besides that. Was there anything unusual on you when you woke up? Bracelets? Ribbons?

[not sure if Girlyku wears the bell "collar" and bracelet to bed or not.]

[neverweak.livejournal.com]

... Uh.

[ looks down at her hands -- there is a bell attached to her wrist, but she was too weirded out by suddenly being a girl to notice. ]

[seasides]

You didn't just swap genders. That's the female Riku's body.

[...oh man, that means his Riku is wandering around in Cowboyku's body. whyyyy did he get stuck as a Nobody. this would be so funny.]

[neverweak.livejournal.com]

[ her eyes go wide, and she stares down at herself .. and she immediately brings a hand to her face. ]

Great.

[seasides]

Wonderful spell, isn't it?

[the sarcasm's heavy; that's the easiest emotion-type-thing to manage.]

[dawnrise]

Don't even think about it.

[owner of that body over here, looking extremely uncomfortable at the sight he just walked in on. well, he assumes it to be his, anyway, and will continue to do so unless proved otherwise.]

[neverweak.livejournal.com]

Coffee's fine, too.

[ doesn't understand that look Riku's giving her! those jeans are very flattering on the rear, too. ]

[dawnrise]

[stays silent for a moment, calmly inspecting her, then walks over.]

Not what I meant. Who are you?

hi i fail at icons

[neverweak.livejournal.com]

Riku. Reckon you're the same.

[ sips her coffee, quirking an eyebrow as he approaches. ]

*pat*

[dawnrise]

Which one?

[sounding a little exasperated, wanting confirmation.]

[neverweak.livejournal.com]

Which one? Normally I'm a cowboy.

[ by the way, his body might start craving cigarettes while you're in there as well, Girlyku. it's been a while since he had a smoke. ]

[dawnrise]

[not even aware. should be tons of fun while he tries to ignore that. but he nods, almost relieved in a way. it could've been much worse.]

That's my body.

[neverweak.livejournal.com]

... Shit, it's yours?

[ looks briefly embarrassed, before jumping to her feet and dusting herself off. ]

this will get him killed

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*gives you a thumbs up*

Nice tits, Riku-pi! I knew you'd eventually embrace your generous assets!

ROFL

[neverweak.livejournal.com]

[ gives Ri a somewhat incredulous stare, although it's more amused than anything. ]

Thanks ...?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he had preemptively ducked a punch, so when it doesn't come, he's immediately suspicious*

.................... you're not Riku-pi, are you.

[neverweak.livejournal.com]

Unless we switched bodies or somethin', no.

[ poor Riku, she just thinks she magically woke up a girl. ]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

.................................... *gropes, in a totally clinical way*

But those are Riku-pis tits. Why are you in her body?

[neverweak.livejournal.com]

[ just sort of stares, unsure of how to react. is she supposed to be offended? she's never had tits to be groped before. ]

Don't know. What're you doing?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he only groped for a second!*

I was checking to make sure those were real! And they really are Riku-pi's tits. Maybe you bodyswitched.

[neverweak.livejournal.com]

[ it doesn't help that the time period Riku's from had legalized prostitution, and that probably isn't a weird thing :/ but she respects the girl Riku, and will probably stop incoming hands from now on. ]

... Bodyswitched.