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[totes-better.livejournal.com]

[A very tramatized looking Vexen is walking down the hallways. So very very tramatized. Heads to the kitchen to get some coffee. Maybe it'll wake her up...]

This is a dream... a dream... a dream...

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[fakedshadow.livejournal.com]

You got ssswitched too?

[totes-better.livejournal.com]

[Gah! Snake demyx thing oh lord.]

Yes? ...Who're you?

[fakedshadow.livejournal.com]

[pff.]

Amina. What about you?

[totes-better.livejournal.com]

Oh... I'm Fiona.

[Good it's someone she knows.]

[fakedshadow.livejournal.com]

[sdjf.]

Did you get ssswitched with one of the Vexensss with heartsss, or one of the nobodiess?

[totes-better.livejournal.com]

Uhm... With a heart. Yeah.

[fakedshadow.livejournal.com]

Better than being a nobody, I guessss.

[totes-better.livejournal.com]

Probably...

[Sighs and goes to get some food or something. Why is Vexen so tall ugh.]

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

[someone is already filling your body with coffee, Fiona.]

[totes-better.livejournal.com]

........................................

[That isn't weird to see at all. Totally not.]

Hey! That's my body.

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

And that is mine.

[SIPSIP MMM DELICIOUS COFFEES.]

[totes-better.livejournal.com]

So why the hell are we switched?

[Yes Vexen. She is going to bitch like the teen she is and nothing will stop her. Crossing her arms and glaring.]

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

I am assuming it to be another spell, as I have come across others with similar predicaments.

[totes-better.livejournal.com]

I should have known... This stupid place. Ugh.

[And goes to the fridge. This is so strange being so tall.]

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

...do be careful. I happen to be acquainted with a very... affectionate naga.

[totes-better.livejournal.com]

[Slowly turns around to look at him.]

...What?

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

As I said. The Axel naga, to be specific.

[totes-better.livejournal.com]

...You said affectionate? What... How... Why?

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, when I first met him, he spat venom in my eyes.

[sipsip.]

As for what, how, and why, that is a long, complicated, and personal story.

[totes-better.livejournal.com]

...Great first date right there.

[snark snark]

Right. I'll just stay away from any Axel snakes then...

[nagaxel]

[you rang? has followed Vexen-scent here, and slithers into the kitchen with timing that is totally not a coincidence, briefly eying the doesn't-look-like-a-Vexen before making a beeline for looks-like-Vexen. someone, please intercept him. >>; ]

oh lord... xD

[totes-better.livejournal.com]

Uh...

[Wait. Axel snake thing. Oh god. Takes a step back D:]

c:

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

Axel, stop right there.

[may sound like a teenage female, but there's a distinct undertone there.]

c:

[nagaxel]

[halts and twitches vaguely towards the familiar tone of voice, glancing between the two of them. flicks his tongue out at length, hissing quietly, trying to sort out what's going on, but Vexen-body still smells like Vexen, so he begins moving that way again, still eying the not-Vexen suspiciously]

[totes-better.livejournal.com]

[Takes another step back. Too freaked by what Vexen told her to really say anything. L-lol. So many levels of do not want.]

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

[pinches the bridge of her nose in a very Vexen-like way and sighs in annoyance.]

Axel, there is currently a spell going on that has switched our bodies. If you continue that way and traumatize the person trapped in my body any further I will make sure to find a way to keep you out of my lab permanently.

[nagaxel]

[ . . . curls his tail up on itself and hunkers right there on the floor, a few feet away from what should be Vexen but isn't, looking terribly confused]

I do not underssstand, that [points at Vexen-body with a claw] ssmellss like Vexssen, but you ssound like him, only not. How do I know you aren't lying?

[doesn't want to think that Vexen would lie to him, but the whole thing is just so damn confusing and unlike anything he's encountered before :< ]

[totes-better.livejournal.com]

He's telling the truth. Really. I'm not Vexen. Nope. Not at all.

[And her speech patterns should be enough to back that up.]

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

Of course that smells like Vexen, that is my normal body.

[GRUMPS AND SIPS COFFEE.]

If you insist that I am lying, ask me something only Vexen would know.

Word choice should not give me this much trouble, gdit.

[nagaxel]

[DEEPLY UNSETTLED BY THIS WHOLE THING, and will be extra clingy and possessive once things are back to normal. >:| considers the offer, however; doesn't think that Vexen is lying, but it all just doesn't make sense on a gut level...]

Hssss, fine... where isss the firsst placsse we coupled?

[totes-better.livejournal.com]

...

[Does not want to know this, people! kfdghieg]

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

Did it have to be that?!

[sdfkjhsk red oh my god facepalm.]

The shower after my tongue was cut out.

[nagaxel]

[sees nothing wrong with the question :| brightens considerably at the answer, almost moving over to Vexen-in-the-wrong-body before remembering that it might not be wanted right now]

...I hope thisss doessn't lasst long.

[still pretty obviously unsettled; edges around Vexen-body without looking at it and goes to rummage in the fridge for something raw and made of meat]

[totes-better.livejournal.com]

[dhgiegeaeghi Just. Going to grab some chocolate milk or something and get the hell out of here. This is just too weird.]

Right... So. I'll. Just be going. Yeah.

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

[in such a bad mood right now.]

I apologize for what you had to hear.

[nagaxel]

[just. being small over by the fridge, and devouring what might be part of a deer or a goat or something, idk. going to skedaddle as soon as he's through inhaling it, because yeah, too goddamn weird and fjkhdskj.]

[totes-better.livejournal.com]

It's alright. Really. Uh.

[Oh god getting out of here. Sooooo fast.]

[hackerheart.livejournal.com]

(blinkblink don't mind the fact that Zexion has their hair clipped up out of her his eyes)

Are you okay?

[totes-better.livejournal.com]

[Turns to look at you.]

...No. I'm really not.

[hackerheart.livejournal.com]

Ah. You got switched, too?

(totes is just going with it, also grabbing an apple an omnoming it)

[totes-better.livejournal.com]

[Facepalm.]

So this really isn't a dream... Ew.

[Does not want to be Vexen. Even more so a male one.]

[hackerheart.livejournal.com]

(omnom apple)

So...who're you normally?

[totes-better.livejournal.com]

Fiona. A female replica.

[Siiigh.]

[hackerheart.livejournal.com]

(sympathizes so much)

We're in the same boat, then. I'm normally a Kairi.

[totes-better.livejournal.com]

Guess so. At least you aren't in the male version of the person that made you, though.

[Disgruntled mumbling.]

[hackerheart.livejournal.com]

(............................)

That. would. be really weird.

(brb blocking out mental images of male version of her mom sfsdjfhjdhfsdjf)

[totes-better.livejournal.com]

It is.

[Fiona will be off to the fridge to get some chocolate milk now.]