Not Quite Usual

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[This young Replica is standing wet and naked in the laundry room, kicking at one of the washing machines. It was trying to do laundry, but has failed against the might of the washing machine, which is rumbling ominously.]

Give me back my clothes, you stupid thing!

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But it's not really that good for you, which is why you should only have it in smaller amounts.

[wonders if there's a double chocolate cake in the freezer again. goes to check.]

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Why are delicious things never good for you?

*finds a package of oreos! and looks at them dubiously*

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I'm not sure. There are some delicious things that are good for you, though. I'm rather fond of fruits.

[looks over- ooh, oreos.]

Those are a type of cookie. They're like little cookie sandwiches with cream in the middle.

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I like fried chicken. It's my favorite. I had it sometimes in the Castle.

*rips open the package then, and stuffs a cookie into its mouth, chewing happily once it realizes it tastes good*

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It's not that common here, unfortunately. Not that kind, anyway.

[...pff. goes to get tinyRi some milk and himself some strawberries.]

Don't eat too many.

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You don't know how to cook fried chicken?

*looks sad about that, then happily takes the milk and starts wolfing cookies*

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I don't, sorry.

[watches him, biting into a strawberry.]

Remember, not too many. You probably shouldn't have more than eight.

[being generous >>;]

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*pauses in its eating and offers you a cookie?*

Ah! Kai! This is something you don't know!

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[takes the cookie, nodding.]

So it is.

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So I should be able to eat more cookies since you can't make fried chicken.

*omg so smrt*

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[snorts.]

It doesn't work that way, sorry.

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*darn*

... not even one more?

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You can have one more, if you also have a fruit.

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Okay!

*it hurries to eat all the cookies and guzzle the milk, then looks at your strawberries curiously*

What's it taste like?

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[breaks the leaves off of one, holding it out to him.]

They're sweet.

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*takes it and nibbles, then decides it's alright and finishes it all*

... they're different. I think I like it.

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There are a lot of different kinds of fruits. This one's called a strawberry. They're one of my favourite.

[glad to know he likes something healthier. :|]

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*what's wrong with junk food? :/*

Then they'll be my favorite too!

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[nothing! it's just not healthy to have all the time.]

Well you can't say that without trying other fruit. You might find something you like more.

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*it scoffs at your healthy eating because junk is delicious*

But if it's your favorite, it should be my favorite too.

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That's not how things like favourites work.

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It's not?

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No. When something's your favourite, it means that it's what you like best.

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But you know what I should eat and stuff. So you should know what's good for me to like best.

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Everyone's different. One day I'll make you a platter with different fruits and vegetables for you to try, okay?