kingdomdressing | Adventures in topography-land? Indeed~

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Adventures in topography-land? Indeed~

[lining the halls of the dressing room are some pieces of paper, and upon closer inspection one might notice a very incomplete map on each piece. Given the size of the dressing room there are likely many, many missing locations, however, quite a few are there-- namely, the kitchen, living area, game room, simulation area, ball room, a weapons shed, the library, and several misc locations including the beach and Hollow Bastion castle. At the bottom of each map reads: "Information is very incomplete; feel free to make any necessary additions if you feel the need to do so. This is simply a basic guide, nothing more."

Standing not too far from these posters is Ienzo himself, who appears to be carrying a small stack at the moment. He seems intent on spreading at least basic information.]

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No! No. You don't ever want to travel that far and see it. Believe me. I got lost for a week, which is why I ended up there. I never wanna go back unless I have to.

Mm, I'll take your word for it, I suppose. However, it does sound intriguing nonetheless.

*frowns a bit*

I could take you to the hallway, but there's no way in hell I'll go into any of the rooms again.

Suit yourself. Is it dangerous there?

Not really? Just weird and disturbing, which is dangerous in and of itself.

Well, I suppose I wouldn't mind seeing it for myself, if only for a brief while.

You wanna go now? I'm not doing much, but it's sort of a long way there. I can portal us there, but for some reason, I can't make one back.

How long of a walk is it, Ri? I'm still not entirely sure...

*gives you a poke*

Some exercise won't kill you, bookworm.

[he shakes his head, but doesn't really squirm at the poke]

Believe me, Ri, I had plenty while making these maps. However, I'd still like to know the exact distance as well as a rough estimate of how long it would take to return by foot.

Fine fine. I think... it's maybe a 20-minute walk past the pinata room. If you don't get lost along the way.

Is it fairly easy to get lost?

Uhm. I guess it is if you're not paying attention? Or if that weird hallways and its rooms fucks you up good?

Hm, well I doubt I'd get lost too easily. Besides, a close experience could prove to be intriguing enough.

If you're sure. So do you want me to portal there?

If it isn't too much to ask, yes.

*and portal to the freaky hallway goes here!*

[He's a bit hesitant, but slowly walks inside...

He'll probably be back relatively quick, really, since that hall is so terrifying.]

*well he's not letting you go alone, you might go crazy or something; he follows you through the portal but refuses to move from his spot in the hallway*

... go on then.

--Alright.

[well, here goes nothing. He'll start down the hall]

*will just wait here, while you look at rooms that come out of things painted by Escher, or Salvador Dali, or Picasso... maybe all three at once; it's maddening!*

[Maddening indeed... as he goes from room to room he can't help but stare... both bewildered and horrified. Should he even go into any of them?]

*if you do, Ri isn't gonna go in to haul you out again, just look in from the hallway; especially the room with a floating splash of water and some cats (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Salvador_Dali_A_(Dali_Atomicus)_09633u.jpg)*

...What in the world?

[floating water and cats, aaa]

What're you looking at, Ienzo? Is it the clock room? I'm not going over there!

vodka for all!

And pie? 8D

to the gulag for you :/

Gulag? 8o

*cracks whip*

GASP! I shall not obey your whip of justice

... no? darn .__.

Haha, I win? 8D

you could have at least pretended to be intimidated ;o;

Um. IN THAT CASE-- Aaaa?

>:3 huhuhu~

...just you wait. I will steal your left shoe!

but i am not cinderella

Or ARE you?

:O! *runs away!*

I will chase and chase~~

WELL I CAN'T RUN FAST I ONLY HAVE ONE SHOE

BUT YOU CAN FIGHT DA POWA

with my other shoe?

Yes, with the mighty show of justice

victoly~

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cracks whip

:O! runs away!