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[arcadeskies.livejournal.com]

[there’s a new Sora in the Dressing Room and it appears that he was about to do something not appropriate for children since he just opened a packet of pink condoms – gotta keep it safe, right? Imagine his face when he notices the changes in his surroundings.]

…Axel…?

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[failedmath.livejournal.com]

[e-excuse him while he blushes furiously. he's cool. oh yeah.]

[arcadeskies.livejournal.com]

...when did you put your clothes back on?

[failedmath.livejournal.com]

[cough cough regain composure]

Think you got the wrong, Axel, Sor.

[arcadeskies.livejournal.com]

There's only one Axel, silly.

[failedmath.livejournal.com]

Not here there isn't. I'm one of many, and so are you.

[arcadeskies.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about?

[failedmath.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's your choice to believe me or not, but you'll see soon enough. I've got a Sora from my world here; maybe you'll get the Axel from yours.

[arcadeskies.livejournal.com]

World?

[doesn't get it.]

[failedmath.livejournal.com]

Uhhh... alternate universes, different dimensions, that sort of stuff. Except, you know, it's real.

[roxasreplica.livejournal.com]

Which Axel are you looking for?

[he recognizes that lost look. he doesn't, however, recognize condoms.]

Maybe I can help.

[arcadeskies.livejournal.com]

...Roxas!? You're supposed to be at dad's house this week!

[roxasreplica.livejournal.com]

...right. New arrival. Where to start...?

[he scratches the back of his head, thinking.]

You're not... wherever you were anymore. And you're not going back anytime soon.

[arcadeskies.livejournal.com]

[also stuffs the condoms in his pockets.]

You're not making any sense, Rox.

[roxasreplica.livejournal.com]

No, this doesn't make sense. But it's still real. I think.

[points at not one but two Axels further down the hall.]

See? This place is insane.

1/?

[arcadeskies.livejournal.com]

2/3

[arcadeskies.livejournal.com]

3/3

[arcadeskies.livejournal.com]

Okay, what?

[lockpicks.livejournal.com]

[well, if it isn't the little brat he saw on tv! only, you know, much older and not clinging to his daddy's pantleg anymore, oh no.]

You rang?

[arcadeskies.livejournal.com]

Axel, how did you put your clothes back on in three seconds?

[lockpicks.livejournal.com]

Magic. I can take them back off again, though, if you'd like.

[grins wide.]

[arcadeskies.livejournal.com]

[you're going to use the situation? he's still pretty oblivious.]

Where did my room go anyway? You can't blame that one on magic.

[lockpicks.livejournal.com]

[he breaks into peoples' houses and steals their things because they're straight. what do you think?]

Did this thing, uh, you know those crazy shows where these random strangers come in and redo your house? This is it.

Only they're ninjas.

[arcadeskies.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's possible to redo a house in three seconds. Even if they're ninjas.

[lockpicks.livejournal.com]

Those condoms look pretty lonely.

[he emphasizes his distaste in smalltalk by crossing his arms over his chest.]

[arcadeskies.livejournal.com]

Uh. Right. But I'd kind of like to check what the ninjas did to the house.