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[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

Roxas-orgy. Right here, right now.

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[key-o-destiny.livejournal.com]

...What.

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

Come on, you know you want to. ♥

[key-o-destiny.livejournal.com]

Not really.

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

Why not? It's like masturbating, but more fun.

[key-o-destiny.livejournal.com]

I'm not really into that, thanks.

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with you?

[key-o-destiny.livejournal.com]

Me?

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

Yes, you.

[key-o-destiny.livejournal.com]

I'm not the one who wants to do myself. My... multiple selves.

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

Take that stick out of your ass before you cause serious internal bleeding.

[key-o-destiny.livejournal.com]

And do what? Replace it with a dick?

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

So you do swing that way.

[key-o-destiny.livejournal.com]

I don't swing any way.

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

Asexual? I don't believe it.

[key-o-destiny.livejournal.com]

Not having a heart doesn't do much for one's sex drive.

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

I don't have a heart and my sex drive functions perfectly well.

Maybe you're just impotent.

[key-o-destiny.livejournal.com]

I doubt that.

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

Ever checked?

[key-o-destiny.livejournal.com]

Who hasn't?

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

You, apparently.

[key-o-destiny.livejournal.com]

How would you even know?

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't. I'm guessing, idiot.

[key-o-destiny.livejournal.com]

Exactly, moron.

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

Let's just agree to hate each other's guts.

[key-o-destiny.livejournal.com]

Sounds good to me.