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[eleventh-death.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE ALL FAGS

jk lol has anyone seen my six year old fuck buddy or the giant toaster oven?

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[flamin-gay.livejournal.com]

And damn proud of it, babe~♥

Isn't six a little young? I mean, 15 is more... ripe.

[eleventh-death.livejournal.com]

Of course you are.

What can I say? I think it all originated from when I was young. My sister always stole the Barbies and and left me with Kelly.

[flamin-gay.livejournal.com]

Older sister you idolized? Would explain some things....

[eleventh-death.livejournal.com]

SHE NEVER TOUCHED ME. ZEXION IS A LIAR!!!

[flamin-gay.livejournal.com]

Honey, I think you need some intensive psychotherapy. And hey, afterwards, maybe we can go under the knife together~!

[eleventh-death.livejournal.com]

That whole "show me on the doll where she touched you" only makes things worse, you know.

You're still...? ...Don't know if want.

[flamin-gay.livejournal.com]

Sorry, baby, I'm saving myself for when I'm finally a real woman~

[vi-schemer.livejournal.com]

It's true, you know.

[eleventh-death.livejournal.com]

GET OUT MY PAST, ZEXION BLAINE. GET OUT OF MY CHILDHOOD YOU DEMON.

[vi-schemer.livejournal.com]

Get out of my future, petunia, and I'll think about it~

[eleventh-death.livejournal.com]

...How long until the narcotics wear off again, do you think? At least I'm not on a crusade this time...

[vi-schemer.livejournal.com]

For as long as it takes. Until your Gentle Dreamer, older, comes to find the two of us making out to be an extreme turn-on.

1/2

[sitard.livejournal.com]

. . .

2/2

[sitard.livejournal.com]

[eleventh-death.livejournal.com]

It's all your fault for not leaving the door locked. Your lack of self-control drove your daughter right to me.

You'll have to live with that the rest of your life.

[sitard.livejournal.com]

...Why couldn't you have just killed me, Marly?

[eleventh-death.livejournal.com]

Because seeing you cry is a lot more amusing.

[has-twins.livejournal.com]

You're a bigger fag.

[eleventh-death.livejournal.com]

So says the trap.

[has-twins.livejournal.com]

Wanna say that to my face, Mr. Gender Confused Pedo?

[eleventh-death.livejournal.com]

Get back to the kitchen, trap. No one cares about your insecurities.

[has-twins.livejournal.com]

I'm not a trap. At least I fuck people my own age.

[ex-scytheofp862.livejournal.com]

You know it's generally considered tasteless to announce your sexual affairs with children under the age of fourteen. Once they hit fifteen, then you can shout it from the rooftops without fear of repercussion. FYI and all.

[eleventh-death.livejournal.com]

To be fair, she was seventeen at the time. Though if you really consider it, nearly all of the heterosexuality around here is pedophilia. And homosexuality. And... everything else.

...you know, it's times like these I consider myself lucky for not having a fetish like Demyx's.

[ex-scytheofp862.livejournal.com]

That was the trade-off: lose your heart, gain an acute fear of vaginas and/or the ability to have relationships with consenting adults.

Well, obviously anything is better than having a pee fetish.

[eleventh-death.livejournal.com]

It could be worse.

[eleventh-death.livejournal.com]

At least we're the same species. I doubt I need to elaborate.

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

GUESS WHAT?

[eleventh-death.livejournal.com]

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

[eleventh-death.livejournal.com]

I can't help but feel as though that is your mating call. Perhaps if we wait long enough, a flock of Axels will answer it.

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

Maybe if we wait long enough, a swarm of bees will come to pollinate you.