Zexion walks into a...WTF?

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[Zexion walked into the room, wearing fishnet and halfway zipped up Tripp pants. Its best not to question why they were only halfway zipped up.
His right arm was outstretched, hand clenching his taser tightly, prepared to tase anyone who got too close.]

What, where am I?

[He asked out loud. One minute he was with his latest customer in the alleys of Hohokus, the next he was somewhere else, that wasn't an alley.  The room he appeared in was devoid of life, and empty of furniture. Zexion slowly approached the door and opened it, stepping into a long hallway of sorts. He felt his pocket to make sure that his trusty coupon book was still there. Uncle Xemmy would raise hell for him if someone stole his coupon book.]

Hey! [He called down the hall.]

Don't make me get Uncle Xemmy on you!

[Threats were always good to make when you wanted attention. He learned that tip on the streets.]

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[imnowhore.livejournal.com]

Holy shit, yo.

[Roxas, for once, as not severly high. And yet, he found it hard to believe that he thought he saw someone he actually knew from his own world. ]

...Zexion?

[That voice...It had to have been him. ]

Is that you biotch~?

[zexions-coupons.livejournal.com]

[Hey that voice sounds like that one kid...from that one place...]

Roxas? What you doin here ho? Where are we man?

[imnowhore.livejournal.com]

[He sort of ignored the questions for the time being and just ran up, clinging to Zexy like velcro. ]

I am so glad to see someone I know... We are in a place called the Dressing Room. It is a parallel universe or some crazy shit... But I am so glad to see you.

[He truly was... ]

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[He was slightly surprised at Roxas's response, but accepted the hug. At least there was someone familiar here.]

Man I'm glad to see you to, but dressin room? Whats that? I ain't gettin dressed!

[imnowhore.livejournal.com]

No sweetheart... This ain't a dressing room like before we go on stage.

[He figured there was no point in trying to explain... ]

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[Well, as long as he didn't have to get dressed, he wasn't going to question it.]

Eh? Alright then...so...what do we do here?

[Zexion looked a tad bit scared, having never been away from "home" before]

[imnowhore.livejournal.com]

You can do anything you want, baby~

But, you gotta be careful. There are some serious nut jobs running around. Hell, i'm 'seeing' one of them at the moment.

[zexions-coupons.livejournal.com]

[Anything? Like...anything? This might not be so bad after all. ]

Don't worry, I know all about them crazy people. That's happens when you work the streets.
Eh...Anyways...who are you 'seeing' then? I figured you weren't the type to settle down.

[imnowhore.livejournal.com]

Ok...when i say crazy, i mean cur-a-z...Like...half snake half human...giant freakin keys and...vampires and dinosaurs.

[Ah, but since you ask~ ]

His name is Axel...But, he is not the same Axel i knew back at home. They look the same, but they aren't the same... I've been trying to go 'straight', if you know what i mean. Layin' off the hard shit, you know?

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What? But that's all fake stuff right? Vampires and dinos don't exist...

[He shivers a bit and clutches his taser before shaking himself out of it]

Axel? Hmmm... I think I remember you talking about him once. How is it him, but not him? Is there two of him or something?

[imnowhore.livejournal.com]

Oh no...that shit is reazil, yo.

[Thats right...you clutch that taser... ]

There are hundreds of them! It's like...a crazy sex dream gone horribly wrong.. Some are so mean to me and shit... one tried to set me on fire! But the one i am with is nice. He wouldn't let anything happen to me.

[zexions-coupons.livejournal.com]

No Effin way! How's that work? Man you weren't kidding when you said parallel universe huh? Well, as long as he treats you good that's all that counts.

[I better watch it...this is scary stuff...]

[imnowhore.livejournal.com]

You better watch yo'self biotch. There is some other ones of you here too... Though, i haven't seen too many.

[zexions-coupons.livejournal.com]

Yeah man, I thought it was just the drugs but I think I saw another me. He was talkin kinda funny...

Hey! Does that mean there's more of you?

[imnowhore.livejournal.com]

Oh puh-lease~ The me here is endless. All of them are crazy too. Every time i try to talk to one they get all made cuz i slept with their Axel...

[Tch~ ]

It's not mah fault they come to be for a good time. You hear me?

[itsdeplorable.livejournal.com]

How unfortunate, yet inevitable; I suppose that there must be at least one duplicate who lacks any sense or refinement.

[zexions-coupons.livejournal.com]

[What kind of words was that? Sounds like an insult to me!]

Yeah, well...your mammas a ho!

[itsdeplorable.livejournal.com]

Pitiful; I'm afraid such petty insults are hardly of any concern to me.

[zexions-coupons.livejournal.com]

[ Wha? He speaks funny. ]

That's what your mom said last night!

[itsdeplorable.livejournal.com]

Does your vocabulary consist solely of such lewd terms?

[zexions-coupons.livejournal.com]

[Man he's good...]

Okay man, you win. I'm outta insults.

[itsdeplorable.livejournal.com]

Your response is equally predictable as your insults. To think that in an alternate reality you are me is...laughable, really.

[hesapiranha.livejournal.com]

[lurkiiiing. mn. a Zexion. good. approachiiing]

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[Stares for a minute, shrugs and walks away]

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[this Silent Hill!Demyx is just staring at you. this place is full of wtf.]