.... well isn't this just retarded.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

[a certain Sora has found something he cannot cook; in the kitchen, there might be a steaming bird in the trash can, and in one of the living rooms, there might be a Sora face down on the couch feeling might cranky and maybe close to tears over this Thanksgiving fiasco]

[ooc: anyone is welcome to try and console his fragile soul~]

Comments

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*gives you a shaky sigh and tight response*

I did.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

... you mean that turkey in the trash was yours?

*sounds incredulous*

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*... sniffles*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*that makes him sit down and gather you up into his arms, giving you a cuddle*

What happened, Sora? I've never seen you mess up anything for Thanksgiving. Uh. Unless me and Riku are trying to help.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*he feels like an utter failure*

I don't know. I cooked three turkeys, and none of them tasted good.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*rubs your back soothingly*

... maybe the oven is possessed. Do you want me to destroy it? We'll get a brand new oven back when it reforms.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*whines*

I'm sure I just did something... wrong.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*kisses your temple*

Well, destroying the oven will help you feel better, then you can try again. After all, we have a big 'family' and a bunch of friends here to feed.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*makes a cranky sound*

Yeah, well I'm not fit to cook for them. We'll all spend a nice Thanksgiving together sucking down potions.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*is appalled*

But...! That's not Thanksgiving at all! There's supposed to be food! Lots of food!

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*sighs, because you're right but... *

But Ri... Thanksgiving is in less than a day and I can't cook a turkey.

*maybe a little help is all he needs*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

But you can cook everything else, right?

*thinks*

... I'll cook the turkey.

I almost typed buttered toads.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*turns a little pink*

Ri... the only thing you've ever cooked is buttered toast.

I do not think toads are part of a traditional Thanksgiving menu

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Are you saying I can't do it?! I bet I could cook a turkey if I wanted to! All you have to do is chuck a bird into an over.

*alas, his ego*

Talking to Ri is like herding cats sometimes.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*....nnnnghhhh*

No, Ri. But what if we did it together? Maybe that way I can figure out what I did wrong?

it really is

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

... we can do that, too. As long as you make those cheesy potatoes.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*beams and puffs up*

I will!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*grins*

Good! I like lots of cheese.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*giggles a little and wraps his arms around your neck, swinging you into a very enthusiastic hug*

And bacon! And pies with stolen whipped cream.

*griiiiiin*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*cuddles you back*

I like bacon too! Wait, why did you have to steal the whipped cream? Wasn't there some in the kitchens?

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

I mean that first Thanksgiving you stole my whipped cream at the house, duh.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*looks away >_>;;*

... I have no idea what you're talking about. I didn't steal any whipped cream.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

You did! Remember, you took it and stole the pie, too! Kairi got so mad.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

... technically, I ate that pie on your roof, which is practically in your house, so that's not stealing.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

Nuh uh! You ate it while you were creaming Namine.

*laughs*