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kingdomdressing2008-11-25 10:54 am
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[guess who's back at the tennis court and in the middle of an epic match between a ball machine]
[...pauses and waits for the next ball, concentrating] Ff... ff.
[smacks the ball with his racket after it's launched out of the machine, manages to propel it across the court]
[oh, clicking noise coming from the machine now, guess it's out of ammo.]
[grins and rests his tennis racket on his shoulder] Game, thet, math! ...Thhsp.
[...pauses and waits for the next ball, concentrating] Ff... ff.
[smacks the ball with his racket after it's launched out of the machine, manages to propel it across the court]
[oh, clicking noise coming from the machine now, guess it's out of ammo.]
[grins and rests his tennis racket on his shoulder] Game, thet, math! ...Thhsp.

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how i word order
Hey, Boy Wonder, having fun playing with yourself?
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...Playing with mythelf? You would know, Helen Keller. Fft.
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[smiles a little from where he's sitting, tugging at his gloves a bit.]
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'Heard he'th a lot like Roxath, though. [smiles and drops his tennis racket on the bench as he picks up his water bottle]
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[rubs the back of his neck with a sheepish grin of his own.]
I mean, maybe I shouldn't listen to stereotype but I heard he was all about gloom and doom.
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The Roxath I knew wath... kind of like that. But he had good reathon, I think. Fft. He'th not ath bad ath thome that I'the theen around here.
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[maybe a little too blindly optimistic. he's curious about the headgear too, but his curiosity isn't easy to beat down.]
What's with the ... [motions to the metal.] Were your teeth really that bad?
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Paid for college, at leatht.
Tho now that you know my thtory, whath with your glothes?
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Don't you hathe anything better to do than, ff, thpread your wit around?
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[f-frowns, but then he tries to smile. it looks a little silly, but he wants to laugh at himself.]
I came from a world where we had a god. Our god was a miserable beast who hated when his people were happier than him, so ... he bestowed curses like people give candy on Halloween.
And I got cursed because I was too hands-on and friendly. So he plagued my hands to give people orgasms every time I touch them.
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Ffft.
...Okaay. Whath your real reathon for wearing the glothes. [skeptical eyebrow quirk.]
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[if he's able to get close enough, he'll run his fingertips down Axel's arm-- a shockwave through his body that's not enough to make him orgasm, but enough to get him bothered, at least.]
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[chest heaving as he stares at it - that felt different.]
...Fft.
Yeah, don't do that again.
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[tucks his hands behind his back and steps away.]
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...Makeths me want to reread my X-Men comicths, at leatht.
[still rather bewildered, not sure what to do with himself] ...Thhsp.
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I guess I am kind of a mutant. I don't think winning a fight with this would be very fair, though.
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...Ith it helpths, I alwayths wanted to be a mutant. [embarrassed laugh]
...Here'th the part where you thay "you already are!" or thomething to that ethtent- fft.
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[peeks over at him.]
I mean, you were born that way, and no one's perfect. It's just upsetting that you can't get that thing off.
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Well, that's nithe of you. Not many people are inclined to thay tho. Thhsp.
I got it off onthe. And then oth courth, put it back on. Fsshpt. Maybe one day a denthits will thow up here and take it out for me.
One can hope. [smile]
...At leathst with your curthe ith eathier to get people to like you.
Hahaha! ... haaa. [glances to the side] Fft.
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[his cheeks go a little red and he smiles, but it's nervous looking.]
I don't exactly attract a crowd I'm comfortable with, most of the time, aha ...
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...Hathe to be careful who knowths about it, I thuppose.
Ah well- if you do find a girlfriend, don't let her know until the latht minute. [laughs]
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[he'll just. not correct him on that 'girlfriend' thing because being gay seems so trendy and he doesn't want to be stereotyped.]
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Maybe you'll find thomeone who doethn't care about any of that, either way. Gotta thtay pothitithe. [smiles]
[yeah, he's one to assume het as default. that's a habit he's breaking, during the time he's been here.]
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[grins, shrugging helplessly.]
Sometimes it's really fun to mess with, though. Especially when I find people sleeping out in the open.
[yeah, he's a bit of a troublemaker. had a wet dream lately? he might be the cause.]
Rofl, he's the reason behind the dreams during the sex event.
obv, because he'd totally put the blame on maleficent B)
I could ... err, show the world what they sound like in bed.
[shrugs.]
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[blinks and snickers] I think that'd be pretty humiliathing, yeah.
...I hathe a video camera. We thould make a documentary or thomething, ffft.
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But I'd feel like I was on one of those weird nature shows. I used to dream of doing stuff like that ...
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...What, like inthtead of the Crocodile Hunter, fft, you'd the Orgasm Hunter or thomething?- Ffftahaha. Okay I need to thtop. Fft.
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[and imagining Riku with a girly scream is hilarious in itself.]