kingdomdressing | (no subject)

Entry tags:

axel

(no subject)

[it's been a while since Axel's laid a booby trap or two, and he's feeling blase enough to take it up again.]

[instead of ice cream, though, there's a Struggle bat laying in a ring of rope, just waiting to be picked up.]

Sometimes I amaze even myself.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[tap tap tap on Axel's arm.]

What're you doin' to that bat?

... seein' if it flies, d'uh.

[l-lol no he isn't.]

[pfffft]

Bats don't fly.

[starts snickering. ohh, someone made a funny.]

[...oh, he's being laughed at. frowns.]

Struggle bats don't, I mean.

Well now what am I gonna test?

[stands off to the side, an eyebrow lifted.]

Go on.

What's the point?

[spreads his arms.]

Entertainment value?

[fair enough, but Roxas isn't always that entertaining. he summons Oathkeeper and prods at the bat curiously.]

...

[it's no fun if he already knows it's there, though.]

[he doesn't see Axel, just the bat.]

... what the? Why would you use a bat to catch an animal ...

[and like an idiot, he's going for it.]

[boredly lets go of the rope end he's holding. hey, what's over there?]

Hmm. Like you're one to amaze anyone other than yourself.

It's happened before!

[ he knows the other is right, but he isn't about to give him the satisfaction. he will, however, give him a very bored sigh and a matching unimpressed expression. ]

I'm going to ask you a painfully obvious question.

And here I was so set on a guessing game.

That.

[ points at the trap. ]

Who do you think would fall for that?

Very stupid people?

Sometimes I find it a cruel irony that you are "older" than I.

I didn't know you cared, XI!

I'm coming of as caring? I apologize.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only