Who lives in a pineapple in the dr?

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

[Roxas is anything but happy at the moment, because once again, he's stuck in a pineapple. Though this time it's not just a costume. It's real. And the kicker? He's allergic to pineapples.]

How the hell am I supposed to get out of this?!

[ooc: okay, so maybe I just wanted an excuse to re-use the icon |D well if you're wondering why he doesn't just burn it off or kick his way out, he could, but the juice would give him a horrid rash for days :| Also, open to anyone who wants to help. or mock. whatever.]

Comments

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

You always seem to know how to fix my problems... so why not?

Speaking of problems- how's the disguise going? No problems, I hope?

[deleo-amicus.livejournal.com]

A person who has memory problems doesn't seem to be the best candidate.

Well, trying to convince people that I'm a Roxas and not a Ven seems to be working. When I tell them I have no memories, they say I'm just a 'newly created Nobody'. Whatever that is.

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

[Tries to remember what he's heard.]

I think a nobody is what they call all the people in the black coats. Something about not having hearts. I don't know... I really don't understand it either.

[deleo-amicus.livejournal.com]

You mean like the one I was wearing earlier?

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

[Nods]

Yeah.

[deleo-amicus.livejournal.com]

...odd.

[pause, looks at him]

Anyway, maybe you should tell Namine you're allergic to pineapple before she does this again.

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

[Snorts.]

Probably. Especially if I'm going to have to tell her about everything else too.

[deleo-amicus.livejournal.com]

This ends our therapy session for today then?

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

[Just laughs]

Yeah, I guess so... thanks, twin.

[deleo-amicus.livejournal.com]

You should stop looking for trouble so much.

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

I don't go looking for trouble... I'm just a danger magnet!

[Grins at him.]

Not like you're one to talk, Mr. I show up frozen, and lose my memories, and have to disguise myself as a Roxas to stay out of trouble.

[deleo-amicus.livejournal.com]

[you forgot the accepted as a Dark Apprentice part, but he'll keep hush]

Right. Is being a danger magnet something to be proud of?

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

[If Roxas knew about that he'd >:| at his twin. But since he doesn't- snorts.]

No, definitely not... but it's a good excuse for everyone attacking me. Especially because I didn't start one- [Well. The Larx at halloween that he laughed at- that was his fault.] .... okay, well maybe one fight, but that's all.

[deleo-amicus.livejournal.com]

[Ven is a ninja.]

One. Riiiight.

...so are you going to see her now?

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

[Oh definitely.]

Really! I could have avoided one fight.

[Scratches his head]

Yeah, I'm sure she's still nearby... She was going to go find Sora to talk.

[deleo-amicus.livejournal.com]

[lol remembers something he heard from that tee-vee. mumble hum under his breath]

Who lives in a pineapple in the dressing roo-- Well, she wouldn't be hard to find then.

[innocent, what are you talking about? c:]

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

[Would you like to die a horribly painful death, Ven? Your twin is glaring at you now.]

You better not be mumbling what I think you're mumbling.

[deleo-amicus.livejournal.com]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[C:]

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

[Holds his glare.]

Uh-huh...

[deleo-amicus.livejournal.com]

[innocent face is innocent C:]

Shouldn't you be looking for Namine now?

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

[Nods]

Yeah, I'm leaving.

[Goes to the door frame and turns around.]

See you later-

[deleo-amicus.livejournal.com]

You too.

[walks off, most likely late for his training with the Apprentice. :/]