http://imaskellington.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] imaskellington.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] kingdomdressing2008-11-01 09:25 am

THRILLER NIGHT

[the main part of the dressing room has been cleared out. what appears to be a glowing orb that acts light a Disco ball floats in mid air, and there's a random skeleton disc jockey already.

there are also food tables around, and because of the variety of monsters people have transformed into, there's normal food and weird food.]


Happy Halloween!

[ooc: BIGASS HALLOWEEN PARTY. Whatever floats your Halloween boat. Dance the thriller, bob for apples, trick or treat, dance with people, flirt, PLAY TRICKS, have sex, whatever. and I will be popping in and out online and offline because busy with mass cooking. >.<]

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-11-02 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
*they're both now staring at two... humping cupcakes; and soon, a mini-cupcake appears in an explosion of frosting*

... I guess that's how they multiply.
dawnrise: (I didn't want you to find me)

[personal profile] dawnrise 2008-11-02 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[cannot put into words just how disturbed she is by this.]

... Are you sure you want to eat one of those?

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-11-02 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
.................. no. No, I don't want one anymore.

*backs away from the cupcakes*
dawnrise: (always closer than you think)

[personal profile] dawnrise 2008-11-02 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[nods, backing up as well. she'd rather not incur the wrath of the cupcakes a second time.]

Didn't think so.

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-11-02 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't think cupcakes had parts to hump with.
dawnrise: (his heart's decided)

[personal profile] dawnrise 2008-11-02 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't... want to think about that at all, Ri.

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-11-02 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
... is it wrong that I wanted to eat that mini cupcake?
dawnrise: (I didn't want you to find me)

[personal profile] dawnrise 2008-11-02 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[...looks at him.]

Yeah. Yeah, I'd say it was.

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-11-02 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
*looks so conflicted*

But it was cute and had just the right amount of frosting. I would've eaten it in a second if I hadn't... uh... witnessed its birth.
dawnrise: (what a small world)

[personal profile] dawnrise 2008-11-02 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
And then all of them would have tried to kill you.

[why are they talking about this.]

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-11-02 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I bet I could've taken them. They still don't have teeth, even if they might have humping parts.

*looks like he's considering going for it*
dawnrise: (always closer than you think)

[personal profile] dawnrise 2008-11-02 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
... They might think you want to join in instead of eating them.

[doubts it, oh please don't let that be true.]

Or they could grow teeth.

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-11-03 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
*pauses, thinking that over*

Well, teeth and parts would make it tougher. If I eat one, would I be a cannibal?
dawnrise: (there's no turning back)

[personal profile] dawnrise 2008-11-03 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Not technically, because they aren't human. Why are you considering this?

[looking at him in quiet horror.]

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-11-03 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Because if I terrorize them enough, maybe they'll think I'M THEIR GOD.

*cracks his knuckles and eyes the best angle of attack*
dawnrise: (there's no turning back)

[personal profile] dawnrise 2008-11-03 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
... Ri.

[oh this won't end well.]

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-11-03 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, come on! They're just cupcakes!

*famous last words*
dawnrise: (giving up already)

[personal profile] dawnrise 2008-11-03 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
I bet you thought that before they started attacking, too.

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-11-03 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Well, now we know what to expect. We'll be ready for them.
dawnrise: (I wouldn't be too sure of that)

[personal profile] dawnrise 2008-11-03 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
[snort.]

You're insane, you know that?

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-11-03 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
You're still gonna follow me in, aren't you?

*grins*
dawnrise: (I think it's for you)

[personal profile] dawnrise 2008-11-03 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
[... small smirk.]

Point made.

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-11-03 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Then let's go!

*pushes up the sleeves of his robe and makes his way back towards the cupcakes, circling around before dashing in, making a grab for one!*
dawnrise: (giving up already)

[personal profile] dawnrise 2008-11-03 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
[she's going to wonder how this happened later, but there she goes, following him, watching what happens.]

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-11-03 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
*he manages to grab one but is immediately mobbed and is forced to throw the cupcake he grabbed with a satisfying splat on the floor*

TAKE THAT NONBELIEVERS.

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lolz typo

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oh my god I lol'd

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BUT WHY

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SHE'S NOT REALLY THAT GRATEFUL

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THAT IS A HORRIFYING THOUGHT

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