How exciting

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

[Is doing some general chores and heading the chocobo stables (as usual) to take care of the birds, pick up greens for Poco, etc. Who wants to tell him something interesting or otherwise interrupt his boring day?]

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[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't insult them. They can fight and attack, too.

*getting closer to pet one of them on the beak and scritch feathers*

[sinfulhavoc.livejournal.com]

Just like you~!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

HEY WHAT?!

*slaps the chocobo on the rump which sends it flapping and running right at you :/*

[sinfulhavoc.livejournal.com]

That wasn't real nice of you. Grow a sense of humor, would you?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

I have a really great sense of humor. I thought that was hilarious. Be glad I didn't send the whole flock stampeding.

*smirks*

[sinfulhavoc.livejournal.com]

Well, that would be even stupider of you, because then I'd have to kill all your turkeys. You're just mad that I called you a turkey.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

And I would've had to kill you before you even touched one feather on them. A sadist has already been in here and traumatized these guys.

[sinfulhavoc.livejournal.com]

...Really?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*oh dammit*

... no, not really. Because I know you wanna fight me and I don't wanna make you happy.

[sinfulhavoc.livejournal.com]

Don't flatter yourself, princess. I just want to have some fun. Killing turkeys has nothing to do with fighting you.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Except that I just told you that I would fight you if you tried to hurt the chocobos.

[sinfulhavoc.livejournal.com]

Gee, well then, I guess you don't really have a say in things, do you?



You think they make good sandwiches?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

........... are you really that desperate for a fight? Can't you just go hang out with your girlfriend or drink more or something?

*y r u so annoying*

[sinfulhavoc.livejournal.com]

I do enough of that already. Killing is just a part of my lifestyle. Can't expect me to change that just because I'm not home anymore, can you?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he whistles high and sharp, which makes all the chocobos go on the defensive, huddling up and ready for a fight; and he's gonna get right in your way*

You could choose not to kill at all.

[sinfulhavoc.livejournal.com]

Where's the fun in that?



Look, I'm going to enjoy myself for once. It's you, or a stupid bird or two. Pick, or I'll pick one.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Or I'll pick neither!

*as you advance, he opens up a portal right under your feet! because he's a bastard like that*