Attention!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Riku-piku-pi might be a furry! She also might be gay for the Queen.

... this is not a condemnation of anyone who has similar lifestyle choices. I'm sure you worked real hard on your fur suits.

And this isn't a condemnation of anyone who's gay for the Queen (or King). I mean, Queen Mickie and King Mickey are pretty badass. It's okay if you like them! Even if they're mice!


[ooc: ... yeah, I've got nothing. Except that Girlyku was asking for it.]

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[seasides]

...so because she was being secretive you decided to call her a furry?

[doesn't understand Ri-logic sometimes.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Well, if she'd just told me anything, I wouldn't have brought up the furry thing. Not saying anything means the possibility exists!

*lots of people don't it's okay*

[seasides]

Why a furry though?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

It was the first embarrassing thing I could think of.

[seasides]

[shakes his head with a slight smile.]

You're going to really piss her off one day.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

At least I didn't add the fruit abuser thing. She totally admitted that one on her own.

*smiles back at you*

[seasides]

[laughs quietly.]

Fruit abuser?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

I told you she threw a paopu at me. She would've thrown more if I didn't tell her to stop abusing the fruit.

*Ri-logic is so awesome*

[seasides]

I'm surprised she didn't just throw something else instead.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

There wasn't really anything else around but the paopus.

[seasides]

Which is probably the only reason you didn't get a brick to the head or something.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

I'm staying away from bricks! And notice how I keep half a room's distance between me and her during this. I'm not dumb.

[seasides]

[raises an eyebrow.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*oblivious smile!*

[seasides]

[s-snrk.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Hey Kai? Do you think I'm a murderous asshole?

[seasides]

Er, no? What brought that on?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

What about a sexual deviant?

[seasides]

Nooo?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*thinks about that*

There's a Riku here that wants to kill me because I accidentally got him killed. I don't think he believes that I like guys, either.

[seasides]

...hm. What led up to his death, and have you said anything to make him believe otherwise about you liking guys?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

... >.>;;

Well, first he insulted my name, then he insulted my Riku, so I decided to teach him a lesson and set Heartless on him but I just had them attack and not take his Heart and apparently he died of his wounds because he had too much pride to ask for help. So that totally wasn't my fault because I didn't mean to kill him just rough him up.

Then he came back and came after me again and I didn't want to fight him and his girlfriend told me to teach him a lesson about picking fights and I wanted to teach him a lesson about how words can hurt. So I kinda maybe sorta implied that I was gonna catch his girlfriend in a dark alley some night and fuck her and that made him all ragey and he attacked me but I didn't fight him.

So. Yeah. Now he just wants me dead even though I told him I like to suck dick and was just lying to get his temper up.

[seasides]

[takes all that in, then... sdklfjs facepalm.]

You sent Heartless at him? Does he have magic? Could he move afterwards?

And why the hell- that's- Ri, lesson or not, you don't say something like that, especially not about someone's loved one!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

He has this armor stuff and claw things and he's pretty strong. I learned later that he can self-heal or something but then he lost it.

And no, I guess he couldn't after the Shadows sliced and diced and pinned him to the floor.

... and why not? I wasn't actually gonna do anything. And he insulted Riku first.

[seasides]

Hard to ask for help when you can't go anywhere.

Ri, lying or not, there's a difference between insulting someone and threatening with rape!