Attention!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Riku-piku-pi might be a furry! She also might be gay for the Queen.

... this is not a condemnation of anyone who has similar lifestyle choices. I'm sure you worked real hard on your fur suits.

And this isn't a condemnation of anyone who's gay for the Queen (or King). I mean, Queen Mickie and King Mickey are pretty badass. It's okay if you like them! Even if they're mice!


[ooc: ... yeah, I've got nothing. Except that Girlyku was asking for it.]

Comments

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Oh, they do. But not this time. I totally gave Riku-pi fair warning that I was gonna do this.

*don't worry he's a hypocrite sometimes*

[sinfulhavoc.livejournal.com]

I'm sure she'll appreciate it.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*it doesn't work for everyone, it's a very particular skill*

Well, I'm having fun at any rate.

[sinfulhavoc.livejournal.com]

More fun than her?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm not sure anyone can have more fun than a possible furry.

*snickers to himself*

[sinfulhavoc.livejournal.com]

Wow, aren't we vicious? Come on now, don't be mean.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

I'm not being mean. I'm being supportive of alternative lifestyles.

[sinfulhavoc.livejournal.com]

What, kind of like I never said anything mean about your boyfriend, just... expressed my opinion of his intelligence level?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

......... that totally doesn't count. You were actually mean. Riku-pi knows I'm saying this as a joke.

[sinfulhavoc.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure she thinks it's hilarious. And who says mine doesn't count? I think it's the same thing, and you're just a hypocrite.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

No, it's different because you were deliberately pissing me off to start a fight. I just want to know what Riku-pi's hobbies are.

*he will use the full force of Ri-logic upon you*

[sinfulhavoc.livejournal.com]

Sure you do. You're just enjoying the public humiliation that comes with.

And for the record, I wasn't ever trying to start a fight. I'm just not as conservative with my comments as you. Little did I know your sensitive heart just couldn't take the agony of my terribly mean words.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

No, what you did was keep on digging and digging even after I told you not to say stuff anymore. And then you got all pissed that I was able to kick your ass 'cuz you're a chump, and then you even had to try and have a go at me a second time which is why I had to teach you that lesson about words.

Or do I need to repeat what I said to you then less conservatively?

*it is and he's got a vicious tongue to go with it*

[sinfulhavoc.livejournal.com]

Oh, please, by all means do.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he just snorts and very plainly dismisses you*

Nah. I already fought you twice and you were a chump both times. It's not any fun.

[sinfulhavoc.livejournal.com]

Well maybe seven years can change a guy. While you spent your time being wishy washy over missing your bee-eff, some of us were more constructive. Unless you're just afraid that this time I actually can kick your ass.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Seven years for you, old man. For me it was like a week, and then there were two of you and both are chumps. I'm still in my prime and you're over-the-hill.

*he knows you wanna fight him, which is why he's not doing it 8D;; he knows it'll piss you off more*

[sinfulhavoc.livejournal.com]

Funny thing about age, with it comes experience. More than a child would have, anyway.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and with age comes memory loss, loss of eyesight, and stiffening of joints. Need some Ben Gay, old man? You're lookin' kinda creaky.

*he is still dismissive of you*

[sinfulhavoc.livejournal.com]

And here I'd hoped you'd be a good little replica and rise to the bait. Oh well.

The point is, I don't really care what you have to say about me or my girlfriend, I've just been itching to beat the shit out of something and you're on the menu. Order up.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't blame me 'cuz you can't get it up, old man.

*he sees you coming and look, it's your favorite portal trick! he's on the other side of the room now*

[sinfulhavoc.livejournal.com]

Come on, you think I'm over the hill? You're the one cowarding behind your portals. Where's that confidence you had the first time we fought?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*yeah but he's fast and portals again, staying away from you*

I'm not doing it for you, retard. I'd gladly kick your ass if I hadn't told your girlfriend I wouldn't. Unlike you, I'm the one who has to deal with her crying when you're dead.

[sinfulhavoc.livejournal.com]

Technically, since there's two of me, I do have to deal with her crying. But you like seeing her like that, right?

As I recall, you said you wouldn't fight me if you didn't have to. But if I "threatened" you, you had a right to defend yourself. So go on.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Actually, I don't. I hate seeing girls cry. I just said that stuff to piss you off, remember?

And yeah, I told her I wouldn't start a fight, but I'd end it. And you don't want me to end it.

*you know what, he's tired of using portal and just... slips into a shadow, letting the Darkness absorb him for a bit*