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[confidenthero.livejournal.com]

[... so this is new, he's been searching through the books and prepared for something interesting. he's half expecting some angry faces, some frightened ones, but most of all, morbidly curious ones.

either way, there he is, stark naked on the kitchen table with a symmetrical array of neatly sliced fruit decorating the entire front of his body. it almost looks like some obscure work of art.]

{ooc; i find too many weird pictures on the internet, so. yell at him. eat fruit off of him. do whatever. |:}

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I think I just woke the neighbours by laughing.

[chakramming.livejournal.com]

Well this is different.

[snags a piece of fruit off Sora's chest, raising an eyebrow.]

How the hell'd you manage to get everything set up like that?

[confidenthero.livejournal.com]

Lots and lots of precision and care.

[he'd nod, but there are strawberries on his neck.]

[chakramming.livejournal.com]

What's the point? Present for your lover?

[ooh strawberry. steals one.]

[confidenthero.livejournal.com]

Lover? I don't have one.

[shrugs.. carefully.]

I just wanted to see what kind of reactions I'd get, really. And have an excuse to eat all the extra fruit.

[chakramming.livejournal.com]

No lover? Now there's a surprise for this place.

[omnom fruit.]

What if you get a kid walkin' in here?

[confidenthero.livejournal.com]

Guess they get an anatomy lesson and a healthy snack.

[snorts. it's going to be hard laying around in one stiff position for a while.]

This type of thing is called 'nyotaimori'. It's this weird Japanese food fetish where you eat sushi off of beautiful women.

But I didn't see any sushi and I'm not a beautiful woman, so I'm improvising.

[chakramming.livejournal.com]

And you didn't think t'get yourself a pillow or something? That's going to get damn uncomfortable.

[wanders to the fridge to see if there's anything good to drink.]

[confidenthero.livejournal.com]

[discreetly sucks a kiwi from his shoulder. no one saw that.]

... nope. Didn't even occur to me.

[chakramming.livejournal.com]

[walks back over with a bottle of some sort of carbonated beverage, then takes a piece of fruit and tries to balance it on Sora's nose out of boredom.]

Huh. Sucks to be you, then.

[confidenthero.livejournal.com]

[wrinkles his nose.]

Hey, gimme some of that.

[chakramming.livejournal.com]

Some of what?

[puts the piece on Sora's forehead instead, because flatter surface, and opens the soda bottle up, sipping at it.]

[confidenthero.livejournal.com]

That!

[he says suddenly.]

Whatever you're drinking, give me some.

[chakramming.livejournal.com]

Thirsty?

[grins, obviously amused.]

You really didn't think this through, did you.

[confidenthero.livejournal.com]

I wasn't thirsty before.

[chakramming.livejournal.com]

Well duh, but you obviously didn't think about the possibility of it happening later on.

[wanders away from the table again, searching for a straw; not that he's telling Sora that.]

[confidenthero.livejournal.com]

H-heeey!

[WHINE.]

[chakramming.livejournal.com]

What are you, five? Quit whining.

[rolls his eyes, digging through a drawer.]

[confidenthero.livejournal.com]

What're you doing? I can't see!

[he must be.]

[chakramming.livejournal.com]

Plotting your demise.

[said lightly, but who knows with Axels. comes back wielding a mighty... straw, which he sticks in the bottle, then adjusts for Sora to take a drink, resisting the urge to roll his eyes again.]

[confidenthero.livejournal.com]

[!!! happy happy. he sips accordingly.]

By making me drown, right?

[chakramming.livejournal.com]

Of course.

[sets the drink down by Sora's head- be thankful the straw's pretty close to a 'crazy straw'; all curved and easy to get to. and now he's off to get another one, for himself.]

[confidenthero.livejournal.com]

[slowly but surely leans over to take small sips at a time, careful when he swallows.]

Thankyou Axel.

[chakramming.livejournal.com]

[there's a somewhat muffled 'whatever' from the direction of the fridge, since he's stuck his head pretty far in there looking for another drink.]

[confidenthero.livejournal.com]

[HUFF. he'll just be silent then, not much he can do besides play dead and drink soda.]

[all-night-kink.livejournal.com]

[Axel walked in the kitchen, intent on a snack...he stopped and stared, and laughed.]

Sora, what are you doing?

[confidenthero.livejournal.com]

Playing charades. Can you guess what I am?

[huffs, resting his head back against the table.]

[all-night-kink.livejournal.com]

[He laughed and grabbed for a kiwi.]

A fruit bowl? How long you been doing this?

[skiesofhell.livejournal.com]

Nippa-!

{he's a morbidly curious one~!}

... D8 What are you doing? Fruit doesn't make people eatable...

[confidenthero.livejournal.com]

Roleplaying a plate.

Am I doing well?

[skiesofhell.livejournal.com]

That's silly!

... Well, I guess so.

[confidenthero.livejournal.com]

It's not silly. I'm trying to gauge reactions.

[squirms just a little, trying to sip at the straw sticking out from the bottle of soda next to his head.]

[skiesofhell.livejournal.com]

Well if you're a naked person covered in fruit, it'll only really go one of two ways...

{big smile~} Nippa~

[sterling-mind.livejournal.com]

[walking i--whoah. stares for a minute. ... then slides into a thoughtful pose.]