Oh shi-

[magicvalentine.livejournal.com]

 "Chaos Magic Bla----"

 Suddenly the battlefield was gone and replaced with a castle. He was almost off balance, balancing somehow on the tip of his toes while balancing a writhing, angry ball of energy on his palm. The others were missing - though Vincent was certain that Reno had got it in the split second that it took from going from there to here.

  Now, before you ask - it's a costume. A magical, gender changing costume - but a costume none the less. Most superheroes kept their powers in some special item, a ring or something of the sort - the WEAPON SOLDIERs had magical schoolgirl uniforms.

 ". . . I don't like the looks of this," for a minute, he - or she, depending on whether you were going by mentaility or body - wondered if this was another crazy dream. And her mysterious Prince... Princess? would show up and the crystals would merge and blah dee blah...

And then she saw the multitude of Soa's and Roxas' - damn dogs - in their human form wandering about, and her jaw tightened marginally - eyes narrowing and the magical Chaos wand was drawn. Professor Hojo wasn't getting the jump on them this time - no matter how much Nero wanted to befrend his son.

{{ yes, that's right - SAILOR MOON VINCENT! 8D }

Comments

[sailor-roxas.livejournal.com]

[runs up, his boots clacking on the floor, miniskirt fluttering in the breeze~]

Hey, you! Your outfit... Are you the next scout?!

species confusion is apparently easy

[magicvalentine.livejournal.com]

*turns slightly, because he recognizes that voice and... oh god, why was his dog dressed up in uniform?*

... R-roxas, why are you...?

[the-yuffinator.livejournal.com]

... Okay, Magic Closet Universe, you're pushing it now.

[magicvalentine.livejournal.com]

Yuffie?

... pushing what?

[the-yuffinator.livejournal.com]

[walks over, puts her hands on Vin's cheeks, and squishes them]

YOU ARE NOT A SAILOR SCOUT. YOU'RE A VAMPIRE. YOU TURN INTO STUFF AND YOU'RE KINDA HOT.

...w-wait, ignore that last part

[magicvalentine.livejournal.com]

*uwah crazy woman is a abusing his cheeks, kinda sorta just lets her do as she wants until the yelling starts*

... I'm not a vampire. *only defense, frownfrown* ... please don't tell me you forgot everything again. I'm not in the moo...

... kind of what now?

[the-yuffinator.livejournal.com]

NOTHING. I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. YOU THINK I SAID WHAT? NO. YOU'RE WRONG.

Maybe you're not a vampire but you are definitely not a schoolgirl.

GET OUT OF THAT OUTFIT AND GO PUT SOME NORMAL STUFF ON. LIKE YOUR BEAT-UP OL' CAPE OR SOMETHING.

[magicvalentine.livejournal.com]

*the vincent is now deaf, blinks blankly at the display and sighs*

You know just as well as I do that I can't help it.

*uses compact - is, oh noes, pre-shooting and death and experimentation vincent-lookin'* ... better?

[the-yuffinator.livejournal.com]

[JUST STARES OH MY GOD IS HE USING MAKEUP]

... You need therapy, Vin.

[magicvalentine.livejournal.com]

*ohgod doesn't understand women*

... says the amnesiac.

[the-yuffinator.livejournal.com]

AMNE-WHAT?!

ARE YOU ON CRACK, VIN?

[magicvalentine.livejournal.com]

I don't do drugs, Yuffie. >/

This has been going on for almost four years - and this is the fourth time you've forgotten.

[the-yuffinator.livejournal.com]

FORGOTTEN WHAT?

THAT YOU'RE A GIRL INSIDE?

I DO NOT DISTINCTLY REMEMBER ANY HINTS TOWARD YOU BEING OF THE MAGICAL GIRL PERSUASION.

[magicvalentine.livejournal.com]

What the-- NO! *watch him be flustered, watch him~!*

What about your affinity to top hats and capes - and throwing MARBLES at people?

[the-yuffinator.livejournal.com]

THAT ONLY HAPPENED ONE TIME.

[magicvalentine.livejournal.com]

Every battle for years is not one time.

[the-yuffinator.livejournal.com]

... IT WAS A SPECIAL NINJA ART OKAY

LEAVE ME ALONE.

[magicvalentine.livejournal.com]

Yuffie...

... wait, you think you're a ninja?

[the-yuffinator.livejournal.com]

[SRSLY OFFENDED SCREAMING IN YOUR EAR]

[magicvalentine.livejournal.com]

*OH THE PAIN! stumbles back - covers now ringing ear*

Yuffie!

[the-yuffinator.livejournal.com]

I don't know what universe your crazy skirt flipping comes from but NO ONE insults the GREAT NINJA YUFFIE.

NOT EVEN HOT VAMPIRES.

[magicvalentine.livejournal.com]

*confused as hell! confused vincent face, totally not sure how he should react... decides that this is definitely where Nero got his crazies from*

... Yuffie.