kingdomdressing | (no subject)

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Time to get this party started, don't you think?

So long as you keep your pants on, there is no issue. *smug smirk*

I could say the same for you, Axel. There are some things that never need to be seen, and I'm certain that counts.

What, your pasty pale ass? Mine, at least, holds some appeal.

I had no idea that you'd seen me naked before, Axel. That was something I would rather not know.

Pft, appeal to who?

*holds up Polaroids* I have blackmail on everyone ~~except Roxas~~. Its very easy to get the Dusks to do whatever you tell them to.

*fistshake* So I can see. Perhaps I'll have to try that out sometime~

*replaces 'solitaire' with 'streaking'*

So what do you have on me, hmm?

I'm waiting.

*glares, straight faced and angry*

Now, darling, if I told you, it wouldn't be called blackmail anymore, now would it?

Are you joking, Axel?
You're a twig.

And you're flat. *holds up proof*

Whaaat?
Are you on drugs, you bastard?
I am not anywhere near being called "flat."