http://0ffwithhishead.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] 0ffwithhishead.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] kingdomdressing2008-08-31 08:44 pm

Simon Says:Obey Me

SPADES, SEARCH IN THE TOPSY-TURVY ROOM. FIND THE BOY OR I'LL HAVE ALL OF YOUR HEADS!
FUTHERMORE I-

[Absinthe eyes were wide when the King found his Court Room to be nothing but an empty hallway.]

What sort of fucking trickery is this?

[The Queen King of Hearts was angry. Everyone knew better than to piss of the Queen of hearts. A few curses were echoing off of the walls from the raven-haired royal. Where were his cards, where was that damn White Rabbit!]

I'll kill them all after they bring me his head. 

[Not amused in the least, the seething King was stomping down the hallway with his hands balled in to fists. He wanted demands to be obeyed, he wanted answers, and he wanted some loyal subjects right.now.]
seasides: (...what.)

[personal profile] seasides 2008-09-01 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[eyes him carefully.]

It'd be best to do so; you'll just screw yourself over if you don't get used to it.
seasides: (Orly.)

[personal profile] seasides 2008-09-01 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[he's judging more by actions than appearance.]

Good. You'd probably get killed if you didn't.
seasides: (Orly.)

[personal profile] seasides 2008-09-01 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Because there are some crazy people here. People who like killing for no reason, and have the powers to back it up.

[sounds rather like he's talking about the weather.]
seasides: (Orly.)

[personal profile] seasides 2008-09-01 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[raises an eyebrow at the lack of... reaction.]

Your authority as a King doesn't really matter here, by the way.
seasides: (Orly.)

[personal profile] seasides 2008-09-01 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[snorts quietly.]

Good luck with that. Most of the people around here aren't quick to bow to anyone.
seasides: (Orly.)

[personal profile] seasides 2008-09-01 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Persuasion"?

[crosses his arms.]

Unless that involves threatening people, I doubt you'll get far.