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[ravewave.livejournal.com]

[some people just aren't content to sit and watch their movies in silence. Riku's hijacked a television and a tape for whatever reason, and he can't stop himself from making remarks at whatever's on the screen.]

Stacy, that's where the killer is.

[he doesn't seem all that affected by the bloodspray, either. just cheap special effects.]

Great, and now you're dead.

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[oneeyeddude.livejournal.com]

[There he hang from the ceiling, watching the tv upside. When he got there? Who knows, he was always just sort of hanging around.]

Dude, what's the deal always making the chicks stupid in movies?

[ravewave.livejournal.com]

[Ceiling Guy is only a little weird; he's been around long enough to accept how different some things are.]

Search me. It's always the pretty ones, too.

[oneeyeddude.livejournal.com]

[Couch Guy was kind of hot, and he hasn't been here long enough to see what else this world had to offer. But of course, he speaks nothing of it.]

Eh... She's all right. I've seen better.

[ravewave.livejournal.com]

Movie's old, anyway.

[you can tell by the bad effects and lighting.]

[celaje.livejournal.com]

... wow, that's some cheap special effects.

[head on your head, elbows on your shoulders.]

[ravewave.livejournal.com]

There's no way that actually happens.

[whoa, personal space. he'll allow it for the moment.]

[celaje.livejournal.com]

Nope. No way. --No, Emily!

[... yeah, this one's just like you, Riku.]

[ravewave.livejournal.com]

[knew this one was coming from a mile away.]

Yeah, like running'll help.

[celaje.livejournal.com]

--she's going to trip. She's going to trip, isn't she. Stupid...

[hides behind your head now, just peeking over.]

[ravewave.livejournal.com]

See, that's exactly why.

[celaje.livejournal.com]

Oh god, the music's starting again.

[ravewave.livejournal.com]

Wee-ow wee-ow.

[it's a bad imitation.]

[celaje.livejournal.com]

[--pfffft! starts laughing, clinging onto his arm.]

[ravewave.livejournal.com]

[just shrugs his shoulders.]

[celaje.livejournal.com]

[--laughter ceases as a creepy shadow is seen on the wall. eep.]

Ohno.

[onlyafake.livejournal.com]

Needs more cannibalism.

[chews on a gummy worm, the packet in his pouch.]

[ravewave.livejournal.com]

... this isn't a zombie movie.

[onlyafake.livejournal.com]

Who said it needed to be? People need to be more creative.

[man, sour sugar all over his chest. he's a mess.]

[ravewave.livejournal.com]

So you make one.

[isn't noticing, because 'Emily' is about to get cornered.]

[onlyafake.livejournal.com]

Because I'm a director with a bunch of overpaid actors, well done scenery, and an entire staff to man the equipment.

[ravewave.livejournal.com]

Dream big, little man, dream big.

[onlyafake.livejournal.com]

Yeah that's going to get me real far.

[om nom worms.]

[ravewave.livejournal.com]

Waaaaay up there.

[stretches his hand to the ceiling, but he's sounding so bland.]

[onlyafake.livejournal.com]

More like about riiight..

[stretches out, falling across Riku's lap belly-down.]

Here.

[ravewave.livejournal.com]

I don't think that's anywhere near Hollywood.

[meanwhile, who knew you could get strangled with your own intestines that look like hoses?]