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[someone's so frustrated with this latest event that she's just stomping out of a room, quickly followed by-- herself? Definitely not. Her Gemini is right on her heels, blonde and wearing makeup, a short skirt, and a low-cut top. They don't seem to be getting along.]

Get lost.

Oh come on! Smile for once! You don't have to throw such a fit.

[[ooc: This is her shirt - kinda NSFW.]]

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I don't really care, Ri.

[counters that with a shrug - though that's probably true.]

Uh huh. Right. I believe you, Riku-pi~!

*it's okay because nothing will stop his plans bwahahaha*

[gives him a funny sort of look, then rolls her eyes and almost-smirks.]

Fine. Believe what you want.

*that smirk reminds him of something*

AH! Riku-pi! I have to punch you! I just remembered.

[--wait, what.]

... Okay, why do you have to punch me?

Because I met your younger self, and she's such a bitch.

*crankyface*

You owe me something for having to deal with her.

... Great.

[that's a sort of strained expression on her face.]

What time was she from?

Way early. She was talking about Maleficent and didn't seem to care about Sora. But I don't think she was all... *makes a hand gesture* ... you know. Ansem-y.

[ugh, runs a hand through her hair.]

You should've punched her. Would've done a lot more good.

I just enjoyed the way she freaked out when I pulled out Soul Eater.

*gets a sudden idea*

Hey, do you think if we put her in the same room as that other Riku that I wanted you to punch, that they'd kill each other? That might be awesome to watch.

[massaging her forehead; all these younger versions are going to give her a headache.]

They'd come close if they didn't. I remember how I was back then.

[gives a snort.]

Did she attack you?

Maybe we can set up a cage match. And nah, she didn't but it seemed close. Not like I couldn't wipe the floor with her at this stage, but... ugh.

*massaging his forehead too because Rikus can be overwhelming*

She barely even flinched when I told her about the cannibal who ate Sora. Cold.

I'm surprised she didn't. You should've punched her anyway-- Wait. Someone ate a Sora?

I just fucked with her head a bit. It lasts longer than a bruise.

*then he nods, looking a bit disgusted*

There's a Saix who showed up who's a cannibal. I'm... pretty sure he's eaten more than one Sora. This is almost worse than the nagas.

You should've done both, then.

[that thought makes her eyes narrow, but she looks a little sick, too.]

Sounds like a blast. Tell me someone's killed him by now.

I know a Riku called him out, since one of the Soras that got eaten was his boyfriend. I don't know what happened though. I'm just keeping an eye out to avoid all the Saixes if I can.

*lol it's so fun to gossip about what's going on*

Don't blame you, it's Saix. I don't think I've talked to one since I got here.

[of course it is, but now Riku's going to be following her Sora around like a hawk.]

Me either. I try to avoid... pretty much everyone in the Organization, really. But I know an Ienzo, and a nice Vexen. Oh, and that Demyx who's a naga.

*Ri is keeping an eye on the kids as well as his Sora >.>*

I talked to that Demyx once. The naga. He didn't seem too bad. But he's not a Nobody, and neither is Ienzo.

[protective bodyguards band together?]

Yeah, Demyx is pretty interesting! It's fun to talk to him. He's totally okay and doesn't, you know, eat people the way the other nagas do. And for some reason, I keep having to give Ienzo relationship advice.

*maybe they should start a club and have meetings*

I haven't managed to talk to any other nagas, but that's good. ...Why are you giving him relationship advice, Ri?

[it would be amazing and Riku would never talk.]

Well, he's the Ienzo who got with a Kairi. It's kinda cute in a weird way. But even though he has a Heart he's all... he's a complete loser. I mean, he doesn't know anything at all about relationships or sex or anything. He seems to think I know everything, but I told him about Oprah.

*Ri could talk enough for the both of them*

[...makes a slight face, then rolls her eyes.]

Don't be a jerk. If he's with someone now, then what does it matter if he doesn't know anything about relationships? He'll probably learn.

[that is true.]

I wasn't being a jerk! He wasn't with her before, and I was trying to help him figure out if he liked her as more than a friend.

*they could have topics like: 'When your protective watching becomes stalking and how to stop'*

If they're together now, then it sounds like he did.

[...now she's trying to imagine that kind of pair; it's not easy. also, that would be a helpful topic.]

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fsdfgh I lol'd