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*oh you spoilsport, he let you go after a bit anyway so you wouldn't get violent*

Yes! Don't you remember what we talked about the other day?

[smart move. she'll just... brush herself off.]

No. What'd we talk about?

[Geminiku will be over here touching up her makeup.]

You know! About how having a certain number of hugs a day improves your health and well-being!

*... well, okay that's disturbing because he's not used to girls who wear lots of makeup*

... Funny, I don't remember agreeing about anything like that.

[she doesn't wear a lot! just a little pink on her lips, a little glitter around her eyes...]

You didn't have to. I agreed for you, since it's for your own good.

*he's really only used to the lipgloss Princess wears, since it tastes like cherry*

... I think I'd rather be part of deciding what's for my own good, Ri. Especially if hugs are involved.

[mmm, cherry. sadly, her makeup is not flavored.]

Alright, we'll take a vote then. Who thinks Riku-pi should get daily hugs?

*he raises his hand and looks at Geminku encouragingly*

[glances sharply at her Gemini.]

Don't--

Too late! Looks like you're outvoted.

[totally has her hand up too, smiling.]

Woo hoo! Two to one, Riku-pi! You get daily hugs for your health and it's totally official and everything.

*hugs Geminiku because he knew he could depend on her vote*

Right. I don't think so. And she'll be gone in a week, with any luck.

[displeased.]

[not her, though, she just returns the hug with a big smile.]

It's for your own good. Right, Ri?

*nods and agrees with Geminiku*

Even if she's gone, the vote still stands right now. So just agree, or I'll tell Sora-chan and Kai about this, too. I'm sure they'll back me up.

Doesn't mean I have to let you hug me every day, and I'd rather not have Sora or Kai involved in any of this.

If you don't let me hug you everyday, I'll count the missed days and add them to your running total.

*obviously thinks this is an awesome idea*

[...frowning now; mostly because she suspects she's not getting out of this - especially if he pulls Sora or Kai in.]

Does this work in reverse?

Works in reverse how? Giving out hugs, or getting extra hugs?

*has to think about this and he would TOTALLY tell them*

No. If let you hug me more than once, can I skip a day?

[doesn't doubt it, and she'd rather not go that route.]

*thinks about it, crossing his arms*

... hmmm. We're gonna have to negotiate how many hugs a day you should be getting, or at least how long the hug has to last for it to count.

*looks to Geminiku for her input*

Are you sure you want to negotiate like that? She might just suck up weeks' worth of hugs in one day. Besides, if you're going to do it that way, she should at least hug you back.

Oh, you're right. I didn't think about it like that.

*thinky thinky*

Okay, Riku-pi! You have to at least hug back for it to count as a hug, because hugs should be mutually beneficial. And it's minimum one hug a day, but you can avoid extra hugs... uhm...

*whispers to Geminiku*

... should I add a snuggling clause? Or maybe special circumstances?

[just... puts a hand on her face.]

This is ridiculous.

[whispering right back.]

Hmm... Maybe special circumstances, so she doesn't hit you. But why would you pass up that opportunity?

Right. Okay. Responding with violence to hugs adds more hugs to your count. And hugs because of special circumstances won't count like... like if you're crying OR IF I'M CRYING! I could totally be crying and need cheering up.

*whispering again*

Do you think snuggles and/or cuddling is worth multiple days of no extra hugs? I mean... like a good long cuddle, with reciprocation and everything.

... I don't cry, but fine. Aren't you taking this a little too seriously?

[Ri never ceases to amaze her, what.]

[sorry, hang on a minute she's laughing at that mental image.]

If you can honestly get her to do that, I think that'd be worth a week of no hugs.

Your happiness is a serious thing!

*is that good amazement or bad amazement?*

Okay, and if you cuddle with me, like a good long cuddle with reciprocation, you can have a week of no hugs. And I can tell if you're faking a cuddle! So no cheating. And you can't stack them for a month of no hugs or something like that.

[pardon her staring in ~~horror~~ disbelief. has she ever actually cuddled with someone? ever?]

Are you kidding?

Nope! That's why it's worth so much. But you'll probably have to work your way up to that point since you barely take a hug without swinging a fist.

*he's so tricky*

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