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[Here's a repliku in very tight pants, bow tie, and no shirt. He does not look amused, not at all. But that slightly irritated look has turned into confusion as he walked through a random door.]

What the hell...? Did Larxene renovate over night or something?

[Looks over his shoulder... and oh no door. Well this is just weird. He's just going to stand there... Looking lost.]

[ooc: From a stripper AU. He's only a bartender though, and not one of the strippers. That doesn't mean Larxene doesn't force him to wear a horrible uniform. Is Riku's twin and his name is Adelaide. He hates his life.]

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[oh look, boobs.]

What does he have to do with it?

[asjghwag BRB STARING.]

[:|]

Done staring yet?

...Are you like some horrible Riku fangirl or something?
This is just mentally scarring...

[aghwo staringg. And yes Riku is that popular. |:]

...

Why the hell would I be one of Real Thing's fangirls.

Real Thing...?

Riku.

[so talkative.]

Oh... Okay?

And... You're a girl?

Last time I checked, yeah.

Well that's just plain weird...

[snort.]

Well well, if it isn't the less popular fruitcake.

Hey! I'm not the one that willingly wears a belly shirt!
I'm straight ~~got it memorized?~~

At least I look good in this. And y'look like a fruitcake to me.

Only because of this hideous uniform Larxene forces me to wear.

You could just quit. And if you're not going to, 'cause like every other little princess who works there I'm sure you'll be a tart and say no that's impossible!: Quit yer bitchin'.

I'm not "bitchin'".
And you don't even work there so shut up.

You were totally about to, fruitcake.

Didn't say I do. Just sayin'- aaaalll of you have this problem where you hate it and yet you refuse to quit. Ooh conflict! [wiggles fingers.]

Just shut up and go leech on Hayner or something.

I don't leech. We're dating. Just because youuuu can't get anywhere near Namine doesn't mean the rest of us are pathetic.

Hey! That's... Shut up!

Ooh, what, did I hit a nerve? Lemme try again- [squeaking mocking voice is a go.] I'm Gatorade, I can't get anywhere with Namine because my brother got all the personality in the family!

[gkahgag PUNCH TO THE GUT. ..Ow Seifer's abs are hard.]

[brb lolin'.]

Oh, I am slain! Really Powerade, is that it?

[agkhwag]

...You're a jerk.

Guilty as charged, Red Bull.

Oh come on. That doesn't even rhyme with my name. Are you even trying anymore?

I'm not a poet, Bawlsy, don't get all snippy with me.

...You really just going to call me energy drinks? You know those things can kill you? I feel so powerful now.

You watch too much TV. I'll call you Life Water instead. Tell me about your antioxidants.

That stuff has more calories and shit then Gatorade. Hardly life water.

Well you whined when I called you Gatorade. And weren't you just getting all proud of being 'things that can kill you'? Christ, wimp water, pick one.

I'd rather you just called me Addie. Or leave. Yeah leaving would be good.

Addie's a girl's name.

Well Addie isn't a girl!

Addie is a douche talking in third person. Makes you sound like a dumbass, you know.

And your a douche and a dumbass all the time. Who here is the real loser?

Dunno. At least I can get a date.

Pff... After you stalked and harassed him for months.

One of my many charming features. At least I'm not as creepy as you are about Namine.

I'm not creepy about Namine!

You stalk her.

['I know about the sketchbook'?]

I do not stalk her!

[No. Because that means they are together, and I don't want that yet.]

You stare at her more than your fruity brother stares at Sora.

No... Riku stares at Sora like 24/7. And he calls him. And obsesses.

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