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Uh... why are there so many Mommies and Daddies?

[ooc: it's roxel. :'D /destroyed]

Yes I do! It means not interrupting people when they talk and not hugging people without asking and not setting people on fire unless they're really bad and shaking hands when you meet someone and stuff like that!

That is a limited and only action-based explanation of what respect is.

You do not have respect. If you did, you wouldn't launch yourself at every Axel and Roxas that walks by and refuse to listen to them whenn they say they aren't comfortable with that.

[Rubs her temples]

But I love them! They're the best Mommy and Daddy ever!

You keep saying that. I don't think you understand. You loving them does not make them good parents, or even good Nobodies.

Yes it does!

No, it doesn't.

I swear to light almighty, you are the densest thing I've ever met. Roxas's brain power was clearly inherited.

Yes, it does! Mommy says love can move mountains~!

Mommy is wrong.

Your thinking is too circular. I say "Mommy isn't right." So you saying "Yes she is because Mommy says..." isn't going to work on me. At all. Because I don't believe it.

Because? Mommy is wrong.

Mommy's right! You're just a big fat meanie liar!

Ok, let's break this down.

big - I'm actually one of the shortest members of the Organization, so WRONG.

fat - No, I'm curvy, and if curves equal fat your "Mommy" is a freaking whale, so WRONG.

meanie - ok, you got me here

liar - Everything I have said is the absolute truth and you are just not understanding it. Because the real world doesn't adapt to your stupidity, let's say WRONG AGAIN.

25% is a failing grade by the way.

You're a failing grade!

That doesn't even make any sense. At all.

Your face doesn't make any sense!

[SILENCE]

[biiiiiiiiig grin.]

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