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Uh... why are there so many Mommies and Daddies?

[ooc: it's roxel. :'D /destroyed]

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B-but Mommyyyyyy--!

*UH-OH, IT'S A CHAKRAM AND IT'S HEADED FOR YOUR FACE*

[sorry, butting in. This is a keyblade, blocking it]

Leave him alone.

[ooc;h-he has a soft spot for kids ;;]

Roxas, what the fuck. Don't tell me you actually WANT this thing to remain alive.

It's weird, but what the hell is normal around here?

It creeps me out too, okay, but that's no reason to kill him.

It's calling me MOMMY. Which means that in some fuck-up dimension I'M the one that carried it and was the WOMAN in the relationship. Disregarding the fact that I don't even think of you in that way, I have some serious objections to being called MOMMY.

I gave it fair warning, that should have been it's clue to STOP.

[point blank]

Ignore him then.

MOMMEEEEEEEEE!!

[erk]

I'm not really... oh never mind.

Daddy, Mommy's being all weird and stuff!

I think you should leave umm... mommy alone for a little while okay?

[head pat]

Is he on his period?

[dies a little on the inside, thanks]

N-no. Men don't have those. He's just... not used to this whole thing.

Oh.

...you aren't gonna have a fight and move to different houses, are you?!

N-no. Not at all. I don't think we could even if we tried anyway seeing as we're in a dressing room...

Just... don't go near any mommies for awhile okay? And some daddies too.

But I love you! [on the verge of tears.]

[urrrggh, dammit. awkward hug goes here]

I-it's okay. Just, some mommies and daddies are stressed out right now.

BUT I LOVE YOU, MOMMY!

*FROWN OF DOOM, with a small local inferno to get the point across*

[being half-axel, is immune to small local inferno.] C-CAN I GIVE YOU A HUG, AT LEAST?!

What you CAN do is STOP calling me mommy and go away.

[sniffles. is THISCLOSE to bursting out in tears.] But Mommy...

*frowns some more* What did I say about calling me that?

((your tears do not move Axel))

BUT I LOVE YOOOOU! [sobbing now. :|]