I love my computer;

[technocomplex.livejournal.com]

My data has indicated that users respond positively to ownership of various units.

I wish to collect more data on this subject and am looking for a master to serve.

[saying this to the general public, not too worried about what might happen because of it]

[ooc; umm, this robot is looking for a master to serve in any way possible. Any takers lD]\

Co-owned by pluiet and dominatingly now.

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[pluiet.livejournal.com]

[looks fresh from the shower, hair still damp. she looks normal, except for the too-large, fur-lined vest she's wearing.]

...um. What?

[technocomplex.livejournal.com]

Request submitted. Information shall be repeated

I am looking for a user to belong to.

[pluiet.livejournal.com]

Oh. Do you really need one? I mean... belonging to someone seems kind of...

[shrugs lightly, frowning.]

[technocomplex.livejournal.com]

It is in my programming to obey a master.

[pluiet.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well, maybe you shouldn't just... announce it like that. There's some bad people here.

[unconsciously pulls the vest tighter around herself.]

[technocomplex.livejournal.com]

That is irrelevant.

[pluiet.livejournal.com]

They might hurt you.

[technocomplex.livejournal.com]

The pain that is specified in your human definition is not in my programming.

[pluiet.livejournal.com]

Well they might try... dismantling you? Messing with your programming in a bad way?

[technocomplex.livejournal.com]

That is impossible.

[pluiet.livejournal.com]

[shakes her head.]

The impossible seems to be pretty common around here.

[technocomplex.livejournal.com]

This environment had affected many of the users in ways deemed improbable. It allows more data to be collected.

[pluiet.livejournal.com]

...right. Well, I guess if you really need one, I can offer. But I dunno what that entails.

[shrugs a shoulder, eyes drifting a little.]

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

...Either you're into some kinky shit, or you're one of those LARP kids.

Or both, I guess.

[technocomplex.livejournal.com]

Processing request. Adding terms to file

I was created to serve the users.

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

So you've got a master-servant thing going on?

[technocomplex.livejournal.com]

In the simplest of terms used by the users, affirmative.

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

[watches him for a few moments. wow this guy's into some weird games, or whtever it is]

Not the smartest thing to ask around with no standards in mind, isn't it?

[technocomplex.livejournal.com]

It is the simplest way to study the users. I will be close enough to a user to study their habits, understand their use of control over a specimen that will willingly do as they request, as well as view how the interact with other users,

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

[snorts]

Makes me think of the club...

Basically you'll go along with whoever says they want you then?

[technocomplex.livejournal.com]

[charming little smile]

Affirmative.

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

[still hasn't gotten used to talking to odd versions of himself, but oh well]

And what makes you want that?

[is curious, though really he can't judge]

[technocomplex.livejournal.com]

To collect data.

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

Like a computer?

[technocomplex.livejournal.com]

Affirmative.