kingdomdressing | Because I have the worst timing when it comes to spells... (8/12)

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Because I have the worst timing when it comes to spells... (8/12)

[Laguna is in a room, finally in a man again, and napping. Sort of. His body is still tingling and burning due to Marluxia's kiss. The heat seemed to be centured down below but he is half-asleep and so, is unaware. She is squirming and writhing slightly, trying to get comfortable but the ache won't leave him or his dreams alone!]

...nn...

[Laguna may need some help...NC-17 (possibily) due to the fact that he is already hot and bothered. Have fun with him! And sorry for the reposting, my internet spazzed when I tried to edit that Laguna was a man again, and deleted ;_; so I hope you all don't mind the repost D:]

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*gives the couch you're sleeping on a kick*

Hey! Don't sleep out in public, old man!

*flail*

WHY DID YOU KICK THE COUCH!? I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP!

*oh look, Marluxia's burning kiss is momentarily forgotten, yay? xD*

*kicks it again*

You're lucky I didn't kick you! Don't you know not to sleep in public places? You could get attacked.

By who?!

*forgot about Marluxia, Riku should laugh if some perv decided to walk up right now, probably not though*

By any of the psychopaths or murderers around here, that's by who! You should be grateful that I'm looking out for you, old man.

*... Marluxia is such a very bad no-no word around Ri*

*throws a pillow* I'm not old you brat!

*catches that pillow and throws it back*

We've had this conversation before, grandpa.

Yeah, I know.

Which is why I am wondering why you still call me OLD.

*pouts and holds the pillow*

D'you want me to call you Daddy?

*little smirk*

Psh, NO.

Just call me by my name.

But calling you Laguna isn't fun.

And being called old man isn't fun either.

That's because you're old and don't see how funny it is.

...so you would actually laugh if someone called you an old man? o.O

But I'm not an old man.

Exactly. Neither am I. See where I am going with this?

*processing... processing... processing... done!*

No. Because you are an old man. You just think you aren't. Like those creepy old guys who try to hit on teenage girls at the beach.

*rolls eyes*

Those creepy old guys are well past the age of 50, I'm sure. I'm not even 30. Geez, have not learned anything in the two years you've lived?

Nah, there's lots of old guys who hit on the girls at the beach. Destiny Islands gets a lot of tourists in the summer, so those creeps think it's alright to try and grab a girl for a fling while their wives are having spa treatments or whatever.

I'm not saying there isn't guys like that. Just saying that I'm not one of them.

...

You don't remember our conversation, do you?

I remember it! But I just like calling you 'old man' because you spazz so much.

...

*throws another pillow*

*catches it and tosses it back*

See? Like that. If it didn't bother you, it wouldn't be fun.

You really are a brat. And a two year old. :P

I never said I wasn't, old man!

crack goes hurr?

Can Laguna jump Riku since this is crack now? xD;;; *is totally teasing*

... Ri is flattered but Laguna is old D:

Hence why I tease and is not serious...HE'S NOT OLD!

he's Leon's dad that makes him old

Laguna doesn't have a kid yeeeeeeet, xP

too bad Leon is sexy XD

WHAT SHOULD I JUST MAKE A LEON SO MY CHARACTERS WON'T BE OLD??? XD

Leon is sexy but Ri hates him XD;;

XD

he looks at Sora too much!

XD

Ri gets violently jealous sometimes :/

Haha

:P

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My internet died! DDD:

OHNOES

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Can Laguna jump Riku since this is crack now? xD;;; is totally teasing