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[fakedshadow.livejournal.com]

[so Amina's male now, but she's already using that to her advantage; here, watch as she disappears through a dark portal carrying this dress-- and a few minutes later, appears without it, but looking like she's about ready to run for it]

[ooc: SORRY GIRLYKU]

Comments

[fakedshadow.livejournal.com]

[well actually she was just planning on blaming you, does that work?]

What kind of alibi?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Uhm... how about we were together, because I need to teach you how to pee standing up now.

*that is not a good alibi at all!*

[fakedshadow.livejournal.com]

[oh fine.]

...That works.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*hey he'll make sure Riku-pi doesn't slaughter you*

Good, because sometimes it's hard to aim.

[fakedshadow.livejournal.com]

[that's always good.]

[...facepalming.]

I really hope this doesn't last long.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*puts a hand on your chest, because he can now 8D*

It's not so bad being a guy! I'm one.

[fakedshadow.livejournal.com]

I think I like being a girl better.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*still petting your chest*

You don't have tits anymore... ;__;

[fakedshadow.livejournal.com]

[that's not weird]

No, I don't.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*and a bonus, you're probably nearly as tall as him now... a.k.a. taller than Riku-pi*

Being a guy is really awesome, even if you don't have tits. You've got a dick instead and that's great fun.

[fakedshadow.livejournal.com]

[oh sweet.]

...I'm not planning on using it for anything besides going to the bathroom.

f-fail spelling is fail

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*benefits of being male*

Right. Then you'll be surprised when you wake up with morning wood and don't know how to get rid of it.

nice

[fakedshadow.livejournal.com]

[...D:]

What.

hush

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*blinks at you*

Morning wood? Inconvenient and unexpected erections? All part of being a guy.

okay :C

[fakedshadow.livejournal.com]

...Does that happen a lot.

*pats on the head*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Erections? Yeah, I guess. I mean, if you get aroused, you'll definitely be sporting wood. But sometimes it just happens.

\o/

[fakedshadow.livejournal.com]

... Like I said, I'd rather be a girl.

^^

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

But jerking off can be fun!

[fakedshadow.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I wanted to know that.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't knock it 'till you've tried it, AmiYumi.

[fakedshadow.livejournal.com]

[brb facepalming.]

...no thanks.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

You'll be eating those words if you don't turn back into a girl in a day. That or taking lots of cold showers.

*griiiiiiiiiiins*

[fakedshadow.livejournal.com]

Cold showers. Got it.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

And if you jerk off, don't do it so much or you'll chafe. But lotion helps.

[fakedshadow.livejournal.com]

Er. Okay.