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[omgsexnao.livejournal.com]

HAHA, MINE IS AN EVIL LAUGH! I STAB EVERYONE IN THE FACE BECAUSE I AM A GIANT DICK AND BY THE WAY I ALSO FUCKED EVERYONE BECAUSE MY COCK IS SO HUGE!

[slobber moan drool unf.] 

[ooc; IN UR DR, STICKIN' IT UP UR BUTT.]

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[atenderbruise.livejournal.com]

[Ignores the obnoxious babble, walking over to the redhead so his hand could settle on Axel's shoulder to keep the man from falling over.]

You're drunk...

[omgsexnao.livejournal.com]

LIES! NO LUBE FOR YOU!

[atenderbruise.livejournal.com]

[Why was he even bothering to mess with an Axel he had no relations with? Because he was used to helping a few fools that had a little too much alcohol.]

Axel.

[He sighed, keeping his voice calm.]

How about we go sit down, huh?

[omgsexnao.livejournal.com]

ONLY IF YOU'RE SITTING ON MY COCK.

xD Nice

[atenderbruise.livejournal.com]

Yeah-sure, whatever.
Come on.

[Already tugging on Axel's hand to bring him to the kitchen. Pushing the redhead in to the bar stool, shaking his head.]

Just sit here while I get you some water.

[omgsexnao.livejournal.com]

WHY SO SERIOUS? WE NEED TO HAVE HAWT DELICIOUS NONCONSENSUAL SEX RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I'LL BEAT YOU UP WITH MY GIANT METAL PINWHEELS!

[atenderbruise.livejournal.com]

[Facepalm. He held Axel's head between his hands.]

YOU ARE DRUNK.
UNDERSTAND?
D-R-U-N-K!

[Blinks.]

The hell is a giant metal pinwheel?

[omgsexnao.livejournal.com]

IT'S WHAT'S GONNA BE IN YOUR ASS!

[LAUGHS VERY LOUDLY AT HIS OWN ABILITY TO BE SNARKY.]

[atenderbruise.livejournal.com]

[R-Resists the urge to smack.]

SHUT UP and just drink!

[If he heard another word about S.E.X. that glass of water he was holding out would be splattered all over Axel's face. Got it memorized?]

[radiantprodigy.livejournal.com]

Sir, you may want to watch your language...

[weepygayroxy.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE IT'S HUGE AXEL. YOU'RE AMAAAAAAAAAAAAZING.