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Are you people always this depressing, or did Saïx just gobble up all the happy?

[bristles, glaring fully, possibly on the verge of snapping.]

That's enough, Axel.

R-E-L-A-X. I'm not going to set your tampons on fire.

[just turns around and starts walking away before she's even more tempted to rip his face off.]

[ --oh hay your hips are rather wide. ]

You're seriously a girl?

[ that kind of dulls the impact of those period jokes. ]

[not this again; glares at him over her shoulder.]

Your observance knows no limits.

[ bows. ]

Thank you, milady~.

[ can you tell that he's having fun with this. ]

[that just makes it so much more tempting.]

Aren't you a gentleman.

Only when I'm in the presence of a princess like you.