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Are you people always this depressing, or did Saïx just gobble up all the happy?

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[esuriently.livejournal.com]

Try it. It might lend you a little emotional depth.

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[Riku face goes here.]

...

[esuriently.livejournal.com]

[ v. serious face, even though he's laughing inside. ]

Nice. Now all you need an abusive lover and an incestuous relationship with your twin, and you'll be just like every other idiot here.

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[still very srsface and monotone.]

..but that would involve actually having to talk to people, and I don't do that because I'm boring Riiiku.

[and then the exaggerated impersonation of his friend is over as he smiles again, leaning some of his weight onto his cane.]

Besides, I'm an only child.

[esuriently.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it'd be pretty inconvienient to have a savior of the worlds with sibling problems.

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Savior of the worlds? I don't think so!

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--right, right. Clones. Talk about complicated...

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How could I save the world? I'm a cripple, remember?

[might be trying to rub it in a little, but he's smiling none the less.]

[esuriently.livejournal.com]

A cheerful cripple. Who knows how much damage that smile could do if it fell into the wrong hands.

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You make me sound like a villain.

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I'm sure the villains think of you as a villain.

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Ooh, I'm so scary with all my cheer and my super-awesome cane.

[he takes his weight off the cane and knocks one of Axel's ankles with it.]

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Oh no, you've sent me into a fit of gut-wrenching agony!

[ not that he even felt it through those boots of his. ]

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[leans back on his cane again.]

Taking down the villains one guy at a time~.

[esuriently.livejournal.com]

Who said that I'm a villain?

[slowfooted.livejournal.com]

So you're a hero?

[raises his brows.]

Or are you just a regular Axel-- ..as regular as you can be with all that leather, I mean.

lol spelling lol

[esuriently.livejournal.com]

I'm a regularly villainous hero Axel.

[ does that help clear things up? ]

[slowfooted.livejournal.com]

That's not confusing at all.

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Good. I'll have to write it down for the future.

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That's your super-power then, huh? Confusing your enemies so much that they just walk away.

[beam.]

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Or I just set them on fire.

[slowfooted.livejournal.com]

So you're a pyro too?

[so little he knows.]

[esuriently.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'm a human flamethrower.

[ yep, he's deliberately confusing him as much as possible. ]

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Riiight.

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[ holds up a hand and smirks as tiny flames begin to dance at the tip of each finger. what now, sora. ]