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[killedtheswitch.livejournal.com]

Welly, welly, welly, well! What've we got 'ere then? Last I checked me n'me droogs were out n'about smotting for some good ol' Ultraviolence when there was like a flash and ev'rything got all muddled-like. Now I'm 'ere with a pain in me gulliver an' not a single bratty in sight. Would anyone like the distinct pleasure'a telling me what's going on?

[ooc; /shot.]

Comments

[sorabug.livejournal.com]

You talk funny, Mister.

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[killedtheswitch.livejournal.com]

[killedtheswitch.livejournal.com]

Viddy well, then! I shall try'n talk like you while I'm stuck in this here Staja, yes?

[sorabug.livejournal.com]

Um .. Okay!

Where did you learn to talk so funny?

[killedtheswitch.livejournal.com]

Oh, here'n there~ Some at skolliwoll, mostly on the streets. Where'd you learn'a talk so funny?

[apatheticalblue.livejournal.com]

......

[ooc;you win so many internets. Bare my children. Now]

[killedtheswitch.livejournal.com]

Nothin' more to say there, Little Brother?


[ooc; y-yes'm. ._.]

[apatheticalblue.livejournal.com]

Little brother? You... confuse me. Not that Axels aren't confusing as it is, but... yeah.

[killedtheswitch.livejournal.com]

.. I'm in the Staja again, aren't I?

[checkedcat.livejournal.com]

What did that mean?

[killedtheswitch.livejournal.com]

I've found m'self in America, then? But don't the lewdies 'cross the pond speak this way too?

[checkedcat.livejournal.com]

What's a lewdie?

[killedtheswitch.livejournal.com]

A lewdie is ah.. ah...

..... 'aven't you the braincells to figure it out? People, I think? Yes, I believe that that's the word.

[asylumblue.livejournal.com]

Ultraviolence?

[killedtheswitch.livejournal.com]

You know, a bit'a nighttime driving, goolyin' about the city, smotting for a nice ol' devotchka with which to partake the ol' in'n'out, dratsing about the city streets and various other forms of misdemeanor.

[asylumblue.livejournal.com]

.... [blinks]

Oh, you mean the stuff momma says is bad~? Are you a bad person~? The Axel I knew was very bad. He'd burn anyone I asked in a second.

[killedtheswitch.livejournal.com]

You're only bad if you get caught by the millicents. Given that definition, I suppose I would consider myself bad.

[twilight-sith.livejournal.com]

well, me malchick, ye've gotta peculiar way o' govoreeting, but tain't one I'm unlearned in... where ye at's a crossroads, droog, an' even us oomny folk dunnae th' way out as yet. lewdies from all sorts o' mestoes are 'ere: parallel universes an' all tha' bezoomny mumbo-jumbo cal. Hell if I can make gullivers or guttiwuts of it.

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[killedtheswitch.livejournal.com]

Ah, was nachinatovat to think I was th'only one 'ere t'goveet me tongue, I was. Crossroads? Parallel universes? Oi, ain't that the bulshiest load of cal I ever did slooshed..

[killedtheswitch.livejournal.com]

Welly, well, if't ain't Xemnas himself!

[ooc; I-I think I love you more for responding with him like that. ooomg. YES. YES. SOMEONE ELSE SEES THIS OH MY FREAKING GOD YES!!]

[twilight-sith.livejournal.com]

Aye, tha' tis, the very starry strack himself, in the flesh. Might not be your Xemnas, but who gives a sod?

[xiglette.livejournal.com]

.. Where did you come from?

[ Stare. Blink blink. IS IT IRISH OR SCOTTISH? ]

[frigidfourth.livejournal.com]

Have you ever been told not to speak with your mouth full?

[OOC: 'eat with your mouth full' asjkajk I'm such an idiot. XDDDD]

because this Axel has been to <lj user="heartless_fics">

[plan-awesome.livejournal.com]

..........

..........

*and now he can't resist* Oi there, chappie! Tell me that the POVS doth not be verily multiplying!

(tl;dr, so you know wtf is going on. Over at HF, Axel will sometimes make the joke that a POV - point of view - is the same thing as a Chav, in which he will then begin butchering British slang.)

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

As much as I enjoy that movie and some of the good ol' ultraviolence, you're still batshit crazy.


[OOC: I think I love you. A lot. XDDD]