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[cactibutt.livejournal.com]

I need the smallest, sickest ape in this place right now.

I. am. STARVING!

MAAAAAN I HATE this place!

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[cupidly.livejournal.com]

... um.

[would a broken little angel work?]

[cactibutt.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's you. You tryin' to ruin my fun?

[cupidly.livejournal.com]

Wha.. no.

Am I good enough?

[he leans down, offering out a hand.]

[lost-myfooting.livejournal.com]

You talk?

[y-yeah hi in a wheelchair]

[cactibutt.livejournal.com]

And I eat too.

oh fuck you html >[

[lost-myfooting.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Do you eat steak?

[cactibutt.livejournal.com]

I eat things like you!

[lost-myfooting.livejournal.com]

[fjdslakjk;ljkjj backing up quickly]

But you shouldn't!

[cactibutt.livejournal.com]

[ circling. ]

Why shouldn't I?

[lost-myfooting.livejournal.com]

[just staring at him]

Because I just got away from the person who did this to me and I d-don't like pain.

[cactibutt.livejournal.com]

So I'll make it fast.

[lost-myfooting.livejournal.com]

[legless!Sora is very displeased]

W-when someone finds out they'll be angry. You shouldn't...shouldn't eat people.

[cactibutt.livejournal.com]

I'm a hyena. I need to eat. You just happened to be, uh, disabled, so.

[ trots closer. ]

[lost-myfooting.livejournal.com]

I'll make you something to eat!

[backs up backs up backs-- oh hai 2 u wall]

[cactibutt.livejournal.com]

You're here; you're enough. Sit around and rot a couple days though, if you would.

[scarredwonder.livejournal.com]

[in the blink of an eye there is a very angry hissing vampire between the hyena and Sora]

[cactibutt.livejournal.com]

[ oh well this is wonderful. it's like facing Mufasa! Banzai's jumping back. ]

Hey man, get out of the way!

lolol helps if i use the right lj

[lost-myfooting.livejournal.com]

[just staring up at his would-be savior, eyes wide at the hiss]

[scarredwonder.livejournal.com]

Leave the human alone, mutt.

[and he's baring his fangs]

[cactibutt.livejournal.com]

[ stubborn and starving, he's showing off his own pearly whites. ]

Move it!

[scarredwonder.livejournal.com]

[how unfortunate for you, but Asher's animal to call and command is a hyena. with a piercing glare, he snarls]

And I said to leave.

[cactibutt.livejournal.com]

It's just some kid! Why do you care?!

[scarredwonder.livejournal.com]

He's defenseless, that's why.

[his voice drops, eyes flashing]

It'd be wise of you to leave.

[lost-myfooting.livejournal.com]

[yeah wondering the same thing back here, tense]

[cactibutt.livejournal.com]

[ slowly steps away but peers around him to look at Sora. ]

You got lucky this time, kid.

[lost-myfooting.livejournal.com]

[s-swallows]

Okay. I w...won't bother you again.