Sugar and spice and everything nice

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

HEY. THE SORA FROM MY WORLD IS HERE. HE'S MY BOYFRIEND AND IF YOU TOUCH HIM, I'LL BREAK YOUR KNEES AND KEEP GOING FROM THERE.

Kids, come meet Ri's friend! If you ask politely and act real cute, he'll give you cookies!

WAIT. WHY AM I YELLING? GODAMMIT RIKU-PIKU-PI YOU INFECTED ME.



[OOC: Cookie baking in the kitchen is now a go. Beware the Nomura'd people yelling for no reason.]

Comments

[dawnrise]

...RI, I DON'T THINK IT SPREADS LIKE THAT.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?! I WAS JUST FINE UNTIL I TALKED TO YOU.

[dawnrise]

BECAUSE... HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO INFECT YOU WITH YELLING?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME? MAYBE IT'S AIRBORNE, LIKE A COLD.

EW. EW. I HAVE RIKU-PIKU-PI'S GERMS ON ME.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THAT.

[dawnrise]

IT'S NOT A COLD, IT'S LIKE A CURSE SENT BY THAT WEIRD GUY. WHAT ARE YOU, SIX? YOU MIGHT AS WELL START SAYING I HAVE COOTIES OR SOMETHING. AND STOP CALLING ME THAT.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN CARE IF I'M YELLING ANY MORE.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

MAYBE IT'S A CURSE THAT SPREADS LIKE A COLD. ARE YOU SUDDENLY AN EXPERT ON CURSES?! I DIDN'T GET THIS WAY UNTIL AFTER I TALKED TO YOU SO IT MUST BE ALL YOUR FAULT.

AND EVERYONE KNOWS COOTIES ARE REAL. IT'S WHAT MAKES GIRLS BITCHY WHEN THEY'RE ON THEIR RAG.

*facepalm*

...

[dawnrise]

FIRST OF ALL, I'M NOT AN EXPERT ON CURSES. BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BLAME ME NOW THAT IT'S AFFECTING YOU TOO.

SECOND, I'M NOT ANY MORE CRANKY THAN YOU ARE THAT TIME OF THE MONTH, SO LAY OFF. AND IT'S NOT THAT TIME RIGHT NOW. BY THE WAY, THOSE ARE CALLED HORMONES AND CRAMPS.

[ffff hand over mouth.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

EW EW EW RIKU-PIKU-PI I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR GIRLY PROBLEMS. I JUST NEED TO KNOW WHEN SO I CAN THROW CHOCOLATE AT YOU AND THEN RUN AWAY SO YOU DON'T BEAT ON ME.

KAIRI ESPECIALLY GETS CRANKY. I'VE LEARNED TO DODGE PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING SHE THROWS AT ME. AND WHEN RIKU GOT HIT WITH THE GIRLY STICK, THAT WAS HORRIBLE.

[dawnrise]

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT THEN DON'T BRING IT UP. WE'LL SEE HOW WELL YOU DODGE WHEN IT'S MY FIST COMING FOR YOUR FACE AGAIN. AND IF YOU'RE GOING TO THROW ANY CHOCOLATE AT ME MAKE SURE IT'S CAKE ICING. -- WHY DID I JUST SAY THAT?

WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'WHEN RIKU GOT HIT WITH THE GIRLY STICK'?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

I'LL MAKE SURE TO HAVE SORA BAKE YOU A CHOCOLATE CAKE. HE MAKES REALLY DELICIOUS ONES AND THE GIRLY STICK IS--

*he slaps his hand over his mouth and tries really hard to tone down the volume because this is making his throat hurt :/*

[dawnrise]

[...what. She leans over so she can hear him.]

...Ri what kind of world do you come from?

[--excuse that sudden smirk on her face.]

It's too bad you never get turned over. I'm sure that new perspective would be good for you. Not to mention hilarious.

[skies-light.livejournal.com]

You're yelling now too?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

I'M NOT YELLING I JUST CAN'T TALK NORMALLY!

*spazzy flailing and he hopes you don't think he's mad or anything*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he sulks at that look on your face*

AND DON'T SAY THAT. SORA SAYS THAT IF I WAS A GIRL I'D BE WAY BITCHIER THAN NORMAL-- FUCK. FUCK. FORGET I SAID THAT.

[skies-light.livejournal.com]

[i-is just amused]

Yeah, I know, I saw Girlyku earlier and she was yelling too.

[dawnrise]

... I really hope that doesn't happen when I get back to my world.

[oh hi, have that smirk widen.]

No kidding. Nah, I think I'll keep that in my memory. I think your Sora and I are going to get along really well.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*starts flailing at you*

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO GIVE SORA BAD IDEAS!! IT'S NOT FAIR FOR YOU BOTH TO GANG UP ON ME!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. RIKU-TIKI-TAVI WAS THE ONE WHO GAVE ME THIS. IT'S CONTAGIOUS.

[dawnrise]

[you're just making her want to laugh, Ri.]

Why not? I think it'd be perfectly fair. I also think you'd do the same thing with my Sora, especially since SHE'S STARTED CALLING ME GIRLYKU.

[skies-light.livejournal.com]

Contagious? I don't have it yet, though...

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*looks a little bashful and stands next to Ri, looking at the sheer amount of people omfg*

Um, hi? I'm Sora. Obviously.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*and this is him laughing, at a normal volume!*

THAT SERVES YOU RIGHT. I DIDN'T TELL HER TO DO THAT, SO SHE MUST REALIZE THAT GIRLYKU IS A TOTALLY AWESOME NAME. I AM A GENIUS!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

MAYBE YOU'RE LUCKY. HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING ALOT OF VITAMIN C? I HEARD THAT HELPS WITH COLDS.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

SORA!!

*and this is him rushing over to you, putting an arm around your shoulders so he can proudly show you off and introduce you*

DON'T WORRY. THESE PEOPLE ARE NICE. EVEN RIKU-PIKU-PI.

[dawnrise]

[and this is her glaring.]

YEAH, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. SHE HAD TO HEAR IT FROM YOU, BECAUSE I KNOW I DIDN'T TELL HER. IT'S DEFINITELY NOT AN AWESOME NAME, EITHER.