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[kittenleashed.livejournal.com]

[Little kitten Roxas has a question for the masses.]

Why do people make all those weird noises when their doors are closed?

[oh curiousity did indeed kill the cat.]

[Change topic]
[Explain badtouching]
[Badtouch]
[Molest]

Comments

[whatajerkoff.livejournal.com]

[explain badtouching.. sorta]

Because they're fucking around and it feels good.

[sorry, this one has no shame]

[kittenleashed.livejournal.com]

[...and this one has no idea what it means]

Huh?

[Explain]
[Demonstrate]
[Tell him he probably doesn't want to know]
[Ignore]

[whatajerkoff.livejournal.com]

[explain]

They touch eachother where it feels good, and because it feels so good, they make noises.

[kittenleashed.livejournal.com]

Oh. [still doesn't totally get it, but ok]

[13thopal.livejournal.com]

[explain badtouching]

Do you remember when Maestro had friends over and then they all went to his room?

[whatajerkoff.livejournal.com]

Liiike...this.

[reaches out and rubs behind his ears, taking a wild guess. it's not exactly what he's talking about, but he's hoping to prove a point.]

[kittenleashed.livejournal.com]

[purrpurrpuuuurr]

[kittenleashed.livejournal.com]

[nods]

[whatajerkoff.livejournal.com]

[he chuckles a little, still petting]

..Only they touch other places and they make different noises.

[kittenleashed.livejournal.com]

Oh. Ok. [just happy with being petted now]

[13thopal.livejournal.com]

When he did that, it meant they were having sex. Do you know what intercourse is yet?

[... ask for him to stop]
[yes--blush yourself silly]
[yes--ask him to go on]
[no--cover ears]

[kittenleashed.livejournal.com]

[yes and turns bright red]

[just nods and blushes]

[Continue]
[Stop]
[Pat him on the head]
[Random forth option]

[whatajerkoff.livejournal.com]

[eh, this is kind of weird, but weird has come to be normal in this place and... it's not like he has anything better to do at the moment, so he'll just keep rubbing and scratching.]

[kittenleashed.livejournal.com]

[happy purring kitty is happy and purring]

... wow i never realized how cute that icon was until just now

[13thopal.livejournal.com]

[pat him on the head]

That's what's happening when you hear those noises.

[keep blushing]
[ask why]
[+customized option+]

yay for the cute. \o/

[kittenleashed.livejournal.com]

[ask why because curious kitty is curious and probably soon to be corrupted]

Why?

[Explain]
[Avoid like the PLAGUE]
[Say it's for grownups]
[More customized options yay~]