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[lookingsharp.livejournal.com]

Why do I keep showing up here?! At least I get to take a shower...

[ greet. ]
[ ask why he's dirty and smells. ]
[ grab ass. ]

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[mybestinterest.livejournal.com]

[grab ass]

I don't know but I'll take you up on that shower.

[act embarrassed]
[slap]
[sexy time]

[nerdxel.livejournal.com]

[grab ass?!]

... ... ...

[sugarninja.livejournal.com]

[grab ass]

[HURRYING AWAY]

[lookingsharp.livejournal.com]

[ SLAP. or you know, a wimpy punch. ]

Don't do that!

[ do it again. ]
[ apologize. ]
[ apologize and do it again. ]

[lookingsharp.livejournal.com]

[ agjwiughu hit! ]

Y- You're not even my Axel! Where do you get off?!

[ make a perverted joke. ]
[ apologize. ]
[ flirt. ]

[lookingsharp.livejournal.com]

It's not a DOORKNOB!

[mybestinterest.livejournal.com]

[apologize]

Geeze, sorry.

[and do it again]

I just can't help myself.

[slap again]
[give in]
[threaten]

[sugarninja.livejournal.com]

I know that!

Doorknobs are made of metal.

[lookingsharp.livejournal.com]

If you don't stop, I'll hit you in the face!

[ stop. ]
[ ignore and grab again. ]

[lookingsharp.livejournal.com]

That's not what I mean!

[nerdxel.livejournal.com]

[flirt. badly.]

From my crotch-- uh, I mean, my hands are magnets and your ass is metal!

No, crap, how did that go ...

[stare]
[laugh at his lame attempt]
[punch for good measure]

[sugarninja.livejournal.com]

Someone doesn't know an honor when they receive it!

Most guys would go crazy to get a grope from the Great Ninja Yuffie!

Mwahaha~!

[lookingsharp.livejournal.com]

[ stares. ]

[ keep flirting. ]
[ give up. ]

[mybestinterest.livejournal.com]

[stop]

Not the face!

[make fun of]
[say something schmoopy]
[grab ass]

[lookingsharp.livejournal.com]

But you're so old.

[ hit him. ]
[ hit him. ]
[ hit him. ]

[nerdxel.livejournal.com]

[keep flirting.]

Y-you're hot! Like Roxas!

[dshgshgjh.]

[sugarninja.livejournal.com]

[INVISIBLE FOURTH OPTION, BOLT3. TAKE IT OX]

[lookingsharp.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should put the bow in your hair.

[ ... grabs ass for good measure! ]

[ return the favor. ]
[ return the favor double time. ]
[ smack the hand away. ]

[lookingsharp.livejournal.com]

... Are you trying to pick me up?

[ say yes. ]
[ just. keep. flirting. ]

[lookingsharp.livejournal.com]

[ JIOFEWJUGIHUW ]

[mybestinterest.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you were into that sort of thing.

[RETURN FAVOR DOUBLE TIME]

[give iiiin]
[hit again]
[SECRET THIRD OPTION?!]

[nerdxel.livejournal.com]

[he doesn't know better.]

I-- I see myself in your pants because there's a mirror- no, shit..

If good looks could kill, I must be dead so I hope you're into necrophilia!

[w-why do you try, Axel.]

[lookingsharp.livejournal.com]

Into wha--?

[ hits again. ]

[ give up. ]
[ keep going. ]

[lookingsharp.livejournal.com]

[ how awful, the first sentence has him checking his pants until he realizes he's still flirting. ]

Do you want to get some ice cream with me?

[ accept. ]
[ accept and flirt. ]

[mybestinterest.livejournal.com]

Ow.

[keep going]

Crossdressing.

[keep. hitting.]
[act embarrassed]
[play along]