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Little has changed, I see.

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Hello, Sora. How are you?

Same as ever. Still no method found for returning. I assume you and Roxas are doing well, then?

Ah. That's rather unfortunate.

You've been handling your urges well?

They're building up, aren't they.

I imagine you don't a repeat of such occurrences, however.

How often do you masturbate, Sora?

[Asked with all the clinical seriousness of a doctor.]

Mm. You need something else, then.

Have you tried taking up photography as a hobby, as I suggested?

Mm.

I suppose I should try to find my own Roxas.

Perhaps he found the method out.

Yes. I'm responsible for putting him into optimal physical condition, as well as his combat training.

Mm.

He didn't appreciate my changes to his diet at first, either.

You're still young. Your metabolism is in overdrive, for the time being. Though that will start to peter out in the next three years or so.

Does your Roxas know how to cook?

Mm. Frankly, I think you should be eating more, at this age. You're rather thin. As you told me before, most of your diet consists of sugar - you should be getting more meat.

If you like, I can make dinners for you both.

It's not as if I have much else to do around here, as of late.

Very well. I believe I'd start with teaching you how to make salads.

Quite. What would you prefer - seafood, or meat like steak and sausage?

Very well. Shrimp, swordfish, and salad.

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