i became invincible.

[lingerieslut.livejournal.com]

[in the kitchen, wearing this get-up as he makes pancakes. he's singing under his breath, hips wiggling to the beat in his head]

Show me sex appeal
Get on your hands and knees
Forget about the meal
It's best to keep me pleased
Imagine, if you will
our meet on the block
I've got time to kill so how about a quick fuck?

Comments

[anighttogether.livejournal.com]

Well this is amusing. Perhaps I should call you Pancake instead.

[valorgasmic.livejournal.com]

If that's not disturbing, I don't know what is.

[lingerieslut.livejournal.com]

[looks over his shoulder, a grin tugging at his lips]

Going to drizzle me in syrup and whipped cream?

[lingerieslut.livejournal.com]

Now that's not very nice~

[waves the spatula at the brunette in a scolding gestuer]

[valorgasmic.livejournal.com]

But you don't even look like a girl. Why would you degrade yourself like that?

[lingerieslut.livejournal.com]

Degrading? Hardly. In my world, I got paid good money to wear this~

[valorgasmic.livejournal.com]

Man, I swear this is some rehab for whores that just doesn't work.

[walking faaar away now. that's the last time he approaches an Axel that isn't his best friend.]

[anighttogether.livejournal.com]

That could be arranged.

[lingerieslut.livejournal.com]

[arches an eyebrow at the brunette, calling after him]

I'm not a whore, kiddo. I'm a lingerie model~

[valorgasmic.livejournal.com]

I have absolutely no doubt that you'd screw someone if they asked, so don't even try it.

[waves a hand dismissively, keeping up with his steps.]

[lingerieslut.livejournal.com]

Depends what was in it for me.

[shrugs, eying the retreating boy]

[sitarwithmytoes.livejournal.com]

[raises eyebrows]

That can't be comfortable.

[lingerieslut.livejournal.com]

[turns on one heeled foot, looking at the other]

You'd be surprised~

[sitarwithmytoes.livejournal.com]

Huh.

I dunno if I believe that... [looks skeptical, rubs chin]

[lingerieslut.livejournal.com]

You could always try it for yourself~

[smiles sweetly, flipping the chocolate-chip pancakes]

[unstabled.livejournal.com]

[He was just looking for familiarity. The smell of food was familiar enough, unsteady and clumsy steps took him to the kitchen.

...

And the new arrival wasn't sure if his head was still muddled, or he was more unstable than he previously thought]

...

If I knew you'd go crazy and start wearing women's underwear I never would have left.

[Well he would have, but that's not the point]

[sitarwithmytoes.livejournal.com]

[squints] Nnnn, I dunno about that.

I don't think Axel would ever let me live it down, if he found out.

[lingerieslut.livejournal.com]

[glances up as he dishes the pancakes up onto a plate, flipping off the stove]

Oh really~?

[lingerieslut.livejournal.com]

Could always be our little secret. I won't tell your Axel~

[sitarwithmytoes.livejournal.com]

[arches an eyebrow]

...'Kay...

[lingerieslut.livejournal.com]

Really~?

[unstabled.livejournal.com]

Well no.

[Rubs his head, trying to think]

This is the craziest dream Sora has ever had.

[Still thinks he's part of Sora, having a dumb dream]

[lingerieslut.livejournal.com]

[blinks at this, moving to the fridge to get out whipped cream and strawberries for his pancakes]

What does Sora have to do with this?

[sitarwithmytoes.livejournal.com]

[Erk, second thoughts.]

Wellll, maybe the leggings.

[lingerieslut.livejournal.com]

You're just going to half-ass it? That's no fun~

[pouts, dishing pancakes onto a plate]