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[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

[A bedraggled figure stumbles his way into the dressing room, missing his usual longsword and leaning heavily on a sad-looking mop. Upon seeing hoshi- actual people again, his eyes widen and he shouts]


FFOR THE LUFF OFF ALL THAT IFF DARK, HAFF ANYONE FFEEN CLOD?!?!?!

[ooc: Uh. HAY GUYS REMEMBER HIM? *is shot* He's been incredibly, HORRIBLY lost in the dressingroom for the last few months while his mun was eaten by RL and other corners of fandom]

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[7thfinalheaven.livejournal.com]

............

[...NOT the Sephiroth she's used to.]

[4thwonder.livejournal.com]

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Uh, who are you?

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

[And the Tifa he's used to has giant teef but owell]

CLOD. HAFF YOU FFEEN HIM.

[he doesn't usually capslock this much, but it's been a long few months]

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

I am Ffeffiroff.

HAFF YOU FFEEN CLOD.

[oneliner-fuu.livejournal.com]

....

Teeth.

[4thwonder.livejournal.com]

H-Hello, uh, Ffeffiroff.

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What's a Clod?

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[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

CLOD.

[not to be swayed from his objective]

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

He iff blond, he iff emo, and I MIFFPLAFFED HIM A WHILE AGO AND I CAN'T FFIND HIM.

...

You might know anoffer fferffion off him called 'Cloud'

...OMG ILU xDDD

[4thwonder.livejournal.com]

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Oh! Cloud? Well, I've heard of him, but I've never met him - or, one of him.

[7thfinalheaven.livejournal.com]

...[Can't help but stare at the teeth]

Um...NO. [Doesn't know whether to be horrified or to LAUGH]

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

.............

[he's just going to be over here trying not to bang his head against the wall out of sheer frustration then]

Yayz loved XD

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

........................

I knew thiff waff too good to be true. IT'FF NEFFER THAT EAFFY. WHERE COULD HE HAFF EFFEN GONE IT'FF NOT LIKE HE COULD HAFF LEFFT THE ROOM.

[4thwonder.livejournal.com]

Ummm. Just keep looking? You're bound to find one eventually.

Like you said, he couldn't haff lefft -

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- have left the room.

[thirteenthflame.livejournal.com]

What the...

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

[SEES WHAT YOU DID THAR but he's got a one-track mind at the moment]

...

I'FF ALREADY BEEN LOOKING FFOR AGEFF. And any old Cloud won't do, I'm looking ffor one ffpeffic one. And ffeh offer Cloud'ff keep trying to bring him back to the light it'ff really irritating.

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

*BRANDISHES THAT MOP*

CLOD. HAFF YOU FFEEN A CLOD.

[thirteenthflame.livejournal.com]

A...clod?

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

CLOD. CLOUD. WHATEFFER.

[thirteenthflame.livejournal.com]

Yes, I've seen several Clouds...though their Sephiroths do not...speak as you do.

[4thwonder.livejournal.com]

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I... could help you look, but...

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[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

That'ff becauff they all haff puny teef. Inferior ffpeffimenff. My Clod haff proper ffiffed teef.

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

... that iff not neffeffary, but I would appreffiate you keeping an eye out ffor him. Iff you ffind him, I would gladly do you ffome ffort off ffaffor in return. [goes to finger the mop meaningfully, but remembers it's not the Maffamune and aborts the gesture halfway]

[thirteenthflame.livejournal.com]

[give him a minute to work that out.]

If you say so.

[4thwonder.livejournal.com]

Uh, sure. I'll keep an eye out for him. Does he -

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Does he have...

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Does he talk with an accent like you?

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[waywardfate.livejournal.com]

(...he's staring. Sephiroth is a demon, and a formidable one at that, where he comes from)

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

FFery ffimilar to mine, yeff. Hiff teef are almofft aff big too. [big teeth are normal in his world, so is unphased by the subject]

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

I do ffay ffo.

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

[While Feffiroff is rather... less formidable when compared to Sephiroths. He can play a good game of bluff though. Uh. Usually. BRANDISHES THAT MOP]

YOU. KEYBEARER BOY. HAFF YOU FFEEN CLOD.

[4thwonder.livejournal.com]

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Okay. If I see him, I'll tell him you're looking for him.

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

[it's all good until people start laughing. Then he gets pissy. Otherwise though.]

Many ffankff.

[STARTS WANDERING OFF TO ACCOST OTHER PEOPLE FOR INFORMATION ON CLOD'S WHEREABOUTS]

[waywardfate.livejournal.com]

(...okay...uh after a few minutes he deciphers what he said)

What does he look like?

[kairiisaslut.livejournal.com]

WOW! IT'S REALLY RIKU'S DADDY! [squeals in excitement]

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

Blond, ffpiky-haired, giant ffword, HAFF YOU FFEEN HIM.

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

[Feffiroff goes whut]

I don't haff any offffpring. CLOD. HAFF YOU FFEEN HIM.