here's your one chance.

[uungh.livejournal.com]

[he's hanging by his leg in a trap, sighing heavily.]

Way to go, Gerard. Waayyyy to gooooo.

Who'd leave a trap like this out in the open?! Come on, guys, it's not like there's a lion prowling around!

Comments

[anighttogether.livejournal.com]

Now what do we have here?

[uungh.livejournal.com]

R--

[... oh. that's not his brother. he's blushing, trying to keep his shirt over his thin stomach.]

Um. Nothing to see here?

[anighttogether.livejournal.com]

Other than that you're just swinging there?

[uungh.livejournal.com]

It's kind of fun.

[a pause.]

For the first few seconds.

[anighttogether.livejournal.com]

[snorts]

Need help?

[uungh.livejournal.com]

[he shifts, trying to wriggle out of the rope.]

--w-wait, no, I can--aha--!

[... nope, totally tied.]

[anighttogether.livejournal.com]

Don't be an idiot.

[pulling out his gun now]

[uungh.livejournal.com]

[f... freeze. his words are suddenly very much blended together.]

P-pleasedon'tshootme-pleasedon'tshootme-pleasedon't--!

[anighttogether.livejournal.com]

Now why would I do that? You're not worth the bullet unless there's a nice sum of money for your head.

[shoots the rope instead, severing it]

[uungh.livejournal.com]

[sfjsa; he's fallen to the floor with a loud thump, giving a light yelp.]

... o... ow...

[theearthand-sky.livejournal.com]

[speaking of lions...]

Whoa. What happened to you?

[anighttogether.livejournal.com]

You okay?

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[uungh.livejournal.com]

[... waiiit. give him a minute, he's kind of staring.]

[uungh.livejournal.com]

Okay. Okay.

I stand corrected.

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist :|

[theearthand-sky.livejournal.com]

About what?

[uungh.livejournal.com]

... it feels like my back is on one of those needle bed thingies.

lol Noooo, I was waiting for this |:

[uungh.livejournal.com]

... uh, lions.

The trap I kinda walked into was a trap that you see on the Discovery Channel.

[anighttogether.livejournal.com]

Drink your pain away.

[thrusts a bottle of... something in his face. There's a dead snake and scorpion floating in it though]

[twilightavarice.livejournal.com]

[Standing by, watching, snickering to himself.]

Whoever set that trap's got a good sense of humor.

[uungh.livejournal.com]

... y'know.

I~I have a bad feeling about it so, yeah, no.

[pushes the bottle away.]

\o/

[theearthand-sky.livejournal.com]

What's a Discovery Channel?

...Need help getting down?

[uungh.livejournal.com]

[huff.]

I'm so glad you're amused.

[anighttogether.livejournal.com]

It's just whiskey.

[shrugs, taking a gulp]

[uungh.livejournal.com]

[blink--oh, right. lion.]

... yeah, a little.

[twilightavarice.livejournal.com]

Can't help it. This is the most interesting thing that's happened all day.