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[cockbearer.livejournal.com]

... All right. Thinking it was all done with was wishful thinking, I guess.

[and standing in the middle of the room, he begins undoing his pants.]

Let's get straight to business, in that case. Someone tell me where the ass of this world is so I can get it over with and go back home.


[ooc: C:]

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[f1re0nthesun]

[stares] ...jeez, couldn't you at least introduce yourself first?

[celaje.livejournal.com]

[stares, smirking~]

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

[cockbearer.livejournal.com]

[he snaps his head back at Axel, looking faintly irritated, before -- wait, what? narrows eyes.]

Who are you?

[cockbearer.livejournal.com]

[raises an eyebrow at that look.]

You seem oddly excited, Sora.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

What the hell do you think you're doing?!

[cockbearer.livejournal.com]

[f1re0nthesun]

Axel, not that it matters. Apparently names aren't a requirement with you before you drop your pants and have at it. [dryly]

[celaje.livejournal.com]

I~I'm just waiting for you to see if you drop your pants before someone goes along and tells you about this place.

[cockbearer.livejournal.com]

[pained sigh, turns around --]

Either you're another replica, or this is a mushroom-induced nightmare. Please tell me it's the latter.

I can't believe you actually did it dsdfg

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

What are you doing???

[cockbearer.livejournal.com]

[and those narrowed eyes turn into a glare.]

Axel's dead. If you were him, you'd know who I was.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*that totally gets him pissy*

What, do I need to whip mine out too and start yelling: "I'M BETTER THAN MY REAL THING"? Zip up, retard, one of the kids might be around!

[cockbearer.livejournal.com]

[sigh.]

Or we could cut to the chase and you could tell me right now.

[-- wait, blinks.]

... Have you been here before, Sora?

[f1re0nthesun]

I didn't say I didn't know who you were, just that it would be polite to introduce yourself to people who don't know. And I don't recall dying, but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. I would end up in an afterlife with a fag like you in it. [bland expression, one eyebrow raised ever so slightly]

[celaje.livejournal.com]

Oh, I've been here for a long time.

[he's waiting for this Riku to find out that this isn't his Sora. ... either that, or his Riku to show up and start telling him off. either one would work.]

ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES how could I not?

[cockbearer.livejournal.com]

[sighs loudly.]

My job. Protip: Look, if you're going to go around wearing Vexen's face, you could at least pretend you know exactly what I'm doing.

...I am sorry in advance for this

[minimemory.livejournal.com]

Why are you taking your pants off?

<3

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

Your job. [flatly]

It would appear that I am not the Vexen you know, then, as I am completely unaware as to who you are and why you are about to drop your pants.

[cockbearer.livejournal.com]

[annoyed look. pants aren't quite dropped yet, but the cockblade is a second away from being "summoned".]

I'm fulfilling my destiny, Fake. Shut up or tell me where I can start looking for the ass.

/you/ think you need to apologize? ;;

[cockbearer.livejournal.com]

[a moment away from tugging down his pants, looks down at her, surprised.]

... Naminé?

...ahaha this is true ;;

[minimemory.livejournal.com]

Yeah?

[headtilt]

[cockbearer.livejournal.com]

[was pretty much not paying attention from the moment Axel opened his mouth, and before we know it, the cockblade's out and glowing impressively.]

All anyone needs to know is that I need to find and seal the ass of this world before it gets deflowered.

[cockbearer.livejournal.com]

[it only takes a few seconds longer of staring at him before he figures it out -- as does the cockblade, which would normally be glowing through his pants by now.]

You're not the Ass Wielder. So, who are you?

8===<3~

[cockbearer.livejournal.com]

[snorts.]

That would explain it. In any case, it's none of your business who I am and what I'm doing -- unless you can tell me where to find the ass.