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[dualkey.livejournal.com]

Roll call for the Axels.

Apparently, one of them is missing. Let's see which one it is.

Axels: I suggest that you all report in before your Roxases start freaking out and smashing things. Like your skulls.

Comments

[book-of-dawn.livejournal.com]

One wonders why this hasn't happened already. There's so many of them, how in the Light do you keep track?

[dualkey.livejournal.com]

We usually don't bother.

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

Why are you doing this? Looking to get gangbanged or something?

[bluebound.livejournal.com]

Erm, I don't have an Axel. Just some weird stalker guy who thinks I'm his Roxas when I'm honestly not.

[dualkey.livejournal.com]

One of the Axels is baking me a cake, and I'd like to make sure that his brain is still inside of his skull. No thanks. I don't go for that kind of thing.

[dualkey.livejournal.com]

Is your stalker an Axel?

[bluebound.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

[dualkey.livejournal.com]

Then he counts. Does he have any defining features?

[bluebound.livejournal.com]

Erm, he looks like most of the Axels around here. Probably missing a heart like most of them are..... Not anything to distinguish really.

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

Ha ha, the dog. That was fucking hilarious. I wonder which one of those asswipes got de-brained? Like I would. I'm not faggy like the other redheaded freaks here.

[plan-awesome.livejournal.com]

Uh, here, I guess. What's this about?

[dualkey.livejournal.com]

Apparently, you. You're not exactly a redhead anymore.

[dualkey.livejournal.com]

Oh, well. He's probably lurking in the shadows or something, then.

[book-of-dawn.livejournal.com]

I find myself compelled to inquire as to why this particular Axel is of any importance then.

[dualkey.livejournal.com]

The dog. (http://community.livejournal.com/kingdomdressing/67135.html)

[dualkey.livejournal.com]

I'm getting free cake from him.

[haveacuraga.livejournal.com]

You know, I think you look much better this way~

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

Just because I'm bald doesn't mean I can't rip your abdomen open with my bare hands and strangle you with your own intestines. My eyebrows are red.

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

Because I'm feeling nice today, I'll ignore your sarcasm.

[noticecreamcake.livejournal.com]

... oh for -insert anthropomorphic deity of choice here's- sake, it's just a poodle with a wig!

[dualkey.livejournal.com]

Right. The reason you can't do that is I would kill you if you tried. Sorry, thought those were caterpillars that had somehow wandered onto your forehead.

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

... I'm here, for what it counts.

[dualkey.livejournal.com]

You're a Vexen. Your opinion doesn't matter.

[haveacuraga.livejournal.com]

[book-of-dawn.livejournal.com]

I see. Cake is delicious. Carry on then!

Though do be certain that the cake is not a lie.