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Delightful, really, how this all turned out. Removed from my rightful place all for taking what was and is still due.

And set in a land too strange to resemble my kingdom. What are these hairless baboons walking about?

Even so, I would like to see my royalty returned to me.

Now.

Oh dear, I seem to be far too obvious in my... Well, I'll let you determine that.

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[sniffsniff.] ...Bleh. Kitty.

Too seldom are we given what is due.

So you're a king or something?

Scar.

There are giant rodents afoot. How clean.

Agreed.

The king of the Pride Lands.

Where's that?

Shorter than those others, aren't you? You must be a mutant meerkat.

... Oh, that stench.

You're that cub.

Far from here.

Mmmkay~.

What's your name?

*summons keyblade*

Aren't you supposed to be dead?

Must you know?

Yet here I am. And here you are.

Uglier than I remember.

I bet I'm tons better looking than YOU'D be, if you were human.

But I'm not, and you are.

Two legs are slower than four, Sora.

Yeah, well lucky for me I've got HANDS this time.

*and now he's totally going to swing at you. Opposable thumbs ROCK.*

[hardly pleased and avoids the strike, adding a snarl at the end of his dodge] What is there to gain by attacking me here?!

Maybe I can make you go away.

Bad kitty... Stitch not rodent!

Oooo! [plays with Scar's tail]

Not even Simba can make me go away. I'll always be around.

Hiya kitty! Umumm... you're a big kitty...

You can't be serious.

'course I'm serious! Why wouldn't I be?

You can say it's curiosity's sake.

Small, aren't you? Not at all the ape you will become. So easy to take advantage of...

Would you like to play?

...Huh?

Oh! Umumm... sure! I like games!

What kind of games would you like to play?

Well, I kinda like Hide and Seek...

Oh? I'm very good at finding hidden prey. You ought to run and hide for me.

Noooo! You go hide and I'll find the big kitty!

Prey is what you're trying to catch. In this instance, I am your prey. If you let Uncle Scar teach you, you will grow up to be a fine seeker.

Okay! I wanna be a really good seeker!

Then let's begin. I'm going to hide now.

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