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[tocattaensecks.livejournal.com]

*a rather... effeminate and dangerous laugh goes here*

Well, well... I sssssssssshall have to tell our Mistresssssss that there are MULTIPLE~ verssssssionsssss of beautiful men ready for the gutlessssss. She will be most delighted.

Hello, darlingssssssssss~

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[notarikuclone.livejournal.com]

...What the heck are "gutless"?

[imgoodnoww.livejournal.com]

Do I even want to know?

[tocattaensecks.livejournal.com]

The most lovely creation of my mistress in all of existence.

[tocattaensecks.livejournal.com]

That depends on what you already know

[notarikuclone.livejournal.com]

Right... and what do you plan on doing with 'em?

[imgoodnoww.livejournal.com]

[Has a feeling this won't end well]

Just looking at you tells me too much.

[tocattaensecks.livejournal.com]

*sidles up and grabs your ass* So many divine pleasures, with which to plunge the world into sin and despair.

[notarikuclone.livejournal.com]

[he totally jumps back] Thanks, but no thanks.

[tocattaensecks.livejournal.com]

But what more could you learn, should you venture to traipse with me into the depths of pleasure?

Come, and I can show you what the gutlessssssssss are capable of.

[emokeys.livejournal.com]

Your "s" key is sticking.

[tocattaensecks.livejournal.com]

[pfft, like that's gonna stop him]

Ah, but how can you deny what you haven't yet had a chance to know?

[notarikuclone.livejournal.com]

Heh, easy; I don't like the looks of you.

[tocattaensecks.livejournal.com]

It is not. It is merely there for emphasis, to enhance the way that I am accustomed to... um, enunciating or vocalizing? Yes... to enhance the way that I am accustomed to ennunciating.

But how is it that you were able to escape Mistress's clutches, Dear Roxas? We were sure you were ours~

[tocattaensecks.livejournal.com]

*pouts* Does something of my attire displease you?

[fabulousparadox.livejournal.com]

Hmhmhm...It's been a while, dearest, darkest love of mine~

[imgoodnoww.livejournal.com]

You're going to be more than just gutless if you get any closer.

1/2

[tocattaensecks.livejournal.com]

!

[tocattaensecks.livejournal.com]

Mansex, oh king of endless night, how I did miss you desperately~

[emokeys.livejournal.com]

I... can't remember...

[tocattaensecks.livejournal.com]

*laughs in your face*

I think you will find that stabbing me has little effect.

Ah, were it only that the wanton goddess of the eve were to shine upon me, I could show you my truest form~

[tocattaensecks.livejournal.com]

Mm, all for the best, I presume. Come with me, and I can restore those memories, ones of bliss and delight, back among your true comrades.

[xiglette.livejournal.com]

.. You're just odd. One for the playpen~.

[fabulousparadox.livejournal.com]

Oh, as did I, my radiant Luna Sire...The nights I've spent longing for your caress have become innumerable~ I offer my sincerest apologies for not arriving sooner.

[notarikuclone.livejournal.com]

Nah, it's just you in general. Besides, I'm fine with the darkness and Namine.

[tocattaensecks.livejournal.com]

....

Ew. Is this some cruel trick that fate is playing upon mine eyes, that one of my dearest brethren has turned into an abhorrent female?